Tarlac stalks the Axis and Allies in their sleep

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Tarlac: ... They are all having one big slumber party... Lemme see how they sleep... *evil grin*

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Germany: *sleeping side ways with the usual look on his face facing Italy*

Italy: *sleeping shirtless*

Japan: *sleeping like a normal person*

America: *messing with England by getting his hat thing* WHAT IS THIS DUDE!? HAHAHAHAH

England: *annoyed* Give that back you git!

Russia: *also sleeping like a normal but scary person*

China: *covering self with blanket because France is drunk*

France: *trying to remove the blanket from China* honhonhonhon~!

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Tarlac: *eating popcorn and holding a binoculars* weirdoes...

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Axis and Allies: *soon falls aleep*

Tarlac: *breaks in the mansion and gets a closer look*
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Germany and Italy: *hugging each other in sleep*

America: *hugging Japan in sleep and drooling*

Japan: *awake* A-America-san... Prease ret go... *tries to get out of America's hug*

Russia: *head is now on England's chest and still sleeping*

China: *kicking England in sleep* HIYAAAAAAAAAAA *sleep fighting*

England: *sobbing inside* I only got one hour of sleep you bloody wankers...

France: *all the way to the corner of the room also sleeping*

Japan: *sees a converse shoes behind the couch* Why is there a reg over there...?

Other Axis and Allies: what...?

England: hols on, wheres Ameri--

America: YO DUDETTE!

The Dudette: GAAAHHHH!

America: what are you doing here?

China: America? Whos the girl, aru?

America: *swings the girl over his shoulders* Just a kid of mine with Piri

Russia: Who kid?

Italy: ve~! The only one-a that loves doing-a things like-a breaking into-a people's houses is Tarlac!

England: oh her, is this because she was the hot-bed for this thing against Japan before?

Japan: w-what!?

Tarlac: chill, thats in the past... Spying is kind of a thing I do once in a while *groans* dad! Put me down!

America: No, unless you want me to ground you because you lost your you know what

Axis and Allies: *le gasp* SHE DID WHAT!?

Japan: WITH MY YOUNGER BROTHER!?

Tarlac: *sighs* this is what happens when you are around old people... *calls Ari*

MEANWHILE

Ari: *on the floor studying about Genetics for Science also phone on mute*

BACK TO TARLAC

Tarlac: ugh...

America: *walks outside to his car in pajamas* LETS BRING YOU HOME HONEY!

Tarlac: PUT ME DOWN! IM ELEVEN AND I CAN WALK!

America: *ignores her and brings her to Piri*

MEANWHILE

England: she is very loud like Piri and America isnt she?

Russia: I can agree with that

France: but... She has guts... I will never forget how she tricked me that she was drunk and pointed a gun at me O.O

Germany: Well... She is one of the eight provinces that rised against Spain

Italy: SHE ALSO LIKES PASSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone: NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU USELESS ITALY!

((I know its seems boring...))

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