The Cakeventures Of Mycroft and Greg

A perfect match is a common love for Cocoa

Mycroft swaggered his hips down da road with a sexy strut, umbrella clicking on le pavement like a continuously drippin' icesickle. On da othahr side of ze road was the sign of a fantasmic cake bakery. However, Mycroft wuz sad as the sign wus da onlehy thang left as da store wuz stolen away. He crayed an' crayed, as te hunger fo' caaaaaaakezz was ovah 9000!
Suddenly le Lestrade stood beside him with a cocoa cake in hiz hadz. "Zis fur u. Babbyz!" Le Lestrade shouted an Fed Mycroft cake an Mycroft wuz happehy!
"Letz go UN a cakeventure, Grabby-Gabby!" Mycroft exclaimed. "Me nameh iz Greg!!!!" Grabby-Gabby replied wot an irritated face.
"Kiss meh, O cakebringer!" Microsoft shouted an kizzed da cop.