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From your  only consulting detective, greatest man in deduction, annoying roommate and best friend:


Today I went to town and bought--

- two eyes for observing not seeing

- a pair of ears for listening not hearing

- a pound of flesh for experiments

- two high-functioning sociopath brains

one for my mind palace

one for being fired at

so I won't ever be disturbed

- a skull with high cheekbones

- a dark coat with high collar

- seven percent cocaine solution


Stop reading my list Watson

Go blog about the us


Oh

My pants

Why don't you remind me Watson? 

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