I'm dating a unicorn (humor)

base of a banana .

So I was on Twitter and you know how all these bitches be staRTING sh*t

So I started defending my idols cuz tbh

Hate me don't hate my idolzzz

Okay N E ways.

I'm at school writing dis

Which means I'm less ratchet bC
I'm not on drugzz I'm just in love

Okay let me stop

Who knows that song? (It's by Tove Lo)

N-E ways.

Lets talk about boyzz

Why are boys so CUTe

Like you know da onez on da GRAM

like with the fluffy hair YO U JUST WANNA GRAB AND UH

But YA .

Let's MAKE A STORY BOUT' CHICKEN

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So CHICKEN IS RLLY GOOD.

I mean I know they're ANIMALS

TEUST ME IVE TRIED BEING VEGETARIAN BUT I CANT SRRY

BUT ANYways.

I was eating CHICKEN WINGz

Agh

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

TO SWALLOW A PILL!

For its diabetes

Wtf am I talking about?

I sound like a over protective soccer mom with a huge case of shingles

Gosh I'm so hungry

There's PPL eating next to me and I just wanna GRABBB their food

Like I would go get some but it's too far and I'm lazy az FUQ

And I already ate breakfast at home which if I eat breakfast again makes me a FAtass

UGHHHHH

Why is school a thing? I mean we can all TALK read, write. I'm pretty sure that's the only thing YA need to live. We don't use trigonometry in real life LETS BE REALLL, Unless you're a trigonometry teacher lmao.

But tbh

It's not like I'm gonna go to the store one daay and find the base of a fricking BANANA
Like wut.

Like if you know what 2+2 is you're GOOD ! 👍🏻

If u don't you're a fricking idiot

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** update: I wrote this two years ago, and guess what? I ENDED UP BECOMING A VEGETARIAN!! life is crazy yall.