GIRLLLL ,, yo weave is a horse tail from Egypt!!
And your dad is a pineapple killer HE ALSO raped sponge bob and cheated on lady gaga
Lady gaga is a vampire she killed my cat :O #RIPTIMMY
My cat liked to drink orange juice but preferED piña colada with two shots of
a seahorse's earlobe
likee YOOO
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IVE been thinking about
BEINF AN STrIPPEr but like an ANONYIMOUS STEIPPER THAT WEARS A MASK to hide her identity
LIKE BISH I NEED SUM CASH ND skool ain't rlly WORKINF OUT
WITH THESE bald ass teachers looking like a fruity pebble !
LIKE BOIIII YOU LOOK LIKE A burnt SWEET POTATO WHICH your crocodile hair !1!1! (lol who knows diss)
LETZ TLK ABOUT da TYME Larry came to my door steps and ask me to prom
And I told him that I wanted to go to YOVILLE (its called yoworld now like BITCH WTF!!!)
And he dumped me bc I still use Facebook
He made me feel so insecurrrr :(
FUCK DAT BITCH FUCK ALL YALL HOES, YALL AINT EXPENZIVE HOEZZZZ
FUCK YALL HOEZ YALL AINT EVEN CUTE HONEY🖕🏻🖕🏻 #depressedaf
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I'm dating a unicorn (humor)
RandomI'm dating a unicorn... unicorns don't exist //:::: {WARNING- randomness included} JUST TO LET YA KNOW, I PROBABLY WROTE THIS DRUNK OR HIGH *ON LIFE* ( i dont do dat shitt #PUGSNOTDRUGS amirite? ) SOoooo likeeeeee,,,, DONT MIND THE RANDOMNESS ITS...
