Hey, baby! Are you a party, cause you make me feel uncomfortable and I wanna go home.
Hey baby, are you "Boku no Pico"? Cause you make me wanna vomit everywhere.
Hey there cutie, are you sun? Cause I wish you were constantly on fire.
Hey there, hot stuff. Are you on fire, cause I wish you were.
Hey, sexy. Are you the number "zero", cause that's how much you mean to me.
Hey baby. Is it hot in here or is it just you- wOAH. RUN, SHES GOT A FLAMETHROWER!
Hey baby, are you MySpace? Cause no one uses you anymore and you're pretty old.
Heya there good-lookin. Are you a whiny fifth grader? Cause your voice is really annoying. Please shut up.
Hey baby~ Are you a clock? Cause it's time for me to go. (Leaves)
Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? because it looks like you really messed up your face when you fell! (Courtesy of my real life friend)
///{I'm not fond of Valentine's Day, tbh}///
Are you a commercial, cause you keep showing up over and over and it's REALLY annoying.
Heya sweet thang~ Are you a puppy, cause you're acting like a lil' b*tch!
Ayy baby, are you a tree cause I want you to LEAF me alone!
///{How original, I know}///
Hey girl, are you a time machine? Cause you need to go back to where you came from
(Courtesy of ChibsterNeko )
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Well that's all folks! Happy (late) Valentine's Day, you losers! I don't mean any of this btw! Love you all!
-InstrumentallyInsane
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