"Samantha? You okay?" Archer says, "Just if you aren't I've lost my slave." Great wake-up sight, isn't it? Being told you're a slave after fainting. Just wonderful.
"Why do you stay ruled by emotion Samantha? That only leads to wrong decisions." said Zero. Oh whoop-de-doo. Now I have 2 annoying companions. And one's INSIDE MY HEAD! Do you see my problem?
"Well, you seem to be taking this calmly. Guess Zero gave you that."
I froze. "What? Zero changed my psyche?" And turns out, I have also become a human dictionary thanks to her. Psyche, how did I even know that word?
Archer smirked. Again. For the fiftieth time. "Finally, the child speaks. And yup, possession changes you, as does complete creation. And yes, the dictionary part was her too, Cinderella. If ya get the joke, tell me. If not, I need to play you good music."
"Don't get it, don't care."
"Samantha, stay calm. Do not let the beast infuriate you." Zero tried to calm me but of course Zero would. An angel would have to. And, strangely, it worked. An aura, I bet. Mum tried the "calm down" thing again and again but it- wait, shouldn't I be crying? It's only been 3 or so days since I lost everyone I cared about. Ah, must be the resilience thing Zero gave me.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD, FREAK!" I screamed, ramming my fists against my head. Ouch, it really hurt.
"Not gonna stop her, princess. I tried with Barbatos and he stayed." Archer said, laying back on a deck chair drinking a cocktail. How he did that, I still don't know.
"Princess, Sammie, Angel, Cinderella, how many nicknames do I need?" I asked angrily.
"One more, sweetie." And with that he walked off, leaving the deck chair behind. I ran to it and jumped onto it. Then Archer clicked his fingers.
"What was that for?" I screamed, rubbing my head on the ground.
"Um, hello? Demon? Remember? Anyway, time to go to the new house."
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Might make this longer, I dunno. Anyway, I'm back. And whoever guesses the meaning behind the joke Archer made gets a dedication of sorts. My account's glitchy so it doesn't dedicate properly. Sorry about that...
But anyway, a clue about the joke. It's from a song by someone who someone else once called the anti-Christ if wikis are to be trusted. It's off an album where there are songs partly done by song artists such as Rihanna and P!nk and more. Anyway, those are featuring artists on the album and the main artist is E__N_M. Guess the song!
PS. It's a horrible joke.
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Angel
EspiritualNever doubt a warrior. Samantha White is just your average kid. She's in the school choir, plays netball and adores her friends. All that was torn away from her so she could save the world. And when she saves us, she will die.
