It wus a pertty nice dae ouside. Voc and Jamie wus gettin marred. Voc maed a wedgni caek in tha shaep of Jamie's butt. It wus mad of pudding and sprnkles. Jamie wus walkin down tha asle with all tha creppy peple watchin him. Voc wus at tha end, spredin butter on hos booty for laetr. Voc's main hoe Kelvin wus watchin from tha bak and cryin puddin and spirnkles. Tha weird pope gey saed to Jamie. "Jamie bby u want Voc as ur wifey?" Jamie criyed, but it was no butter or pudding and sprinkles, it was a mixture of lube and salted caramel. Only the happiest people ever cried lube and salted caramel. Tha prest saed to Voc "Voc bby, u wnt Jamie bby to be ur wifey?". "Nah" Voc saed. Jamie stated cryin like tha lil betch he wus. "But Voc bby, u covrd ur butt in butter for meh". "Nah that wus for Kelvin". Kelvin stahpped cryin and ran into tha wods to strt a new lief eatin Voc's booty in the wilderness. Jamie cryed for liek 17294&371)2£ daeys until he found a new beetch to marred.
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FanfictionI'm re uploading this from my old account that I don't know the password to. RIP old account. Btw this is supposed to be the best thing you will ever read ever. It's legit the best kellic.
