(bondi fanfic) Hot weather...hot Lifeguards...not so hot granny pants

Chapter 39

chapter 39

3 days before the wedding, it was getting so close, I'd had a few in the cafe wishing me well for the big day, everyone was so lovely.

But it was the hen night that night, I still had no idea what was happening or who was going! So all day I was on edge and my mood had gotten worse due to the horrendous pains I was getting in my abdomen. I was leaning against the counter with my head in a girly magazine when I came across an article *ex home and away star to marry* I continued to read down, the article wasn't too bad, they new nothing really about anything they just knew it was soon. Then I found a bit that was on me...'his soon to be wife is known to work in a small cafe near bondi beach, the couple only met a few moths ago' well that wasn't to bad it was true they hadn't made anything up...I read in the comments that people can send in. There were so many congratulating us, some saying how much he'd grown since playing Sam in Home and Away, then there were some that were about me, I read them heart heatedly knowing how mean people can be, but not one was horrible, *shes gorgeous* *they're a perfect match* *if she wasn't marrying him I'd have her* that last one made me laugh, obviously from a bloke, admittedly that lifted my mood a great deal, however much pain I was still in. Em came over my shoulder 'what are you reading?' I pointed to the page, we were both leant on the counter when the door went, a hand came on top of the page and pulled it down, Whippet. 'Hello' he said confused 'have you seen this!?' I said as I turned the mag round pointing to the page he leant in and began to read it 'well he can't have you because I've got you' he said shutting the page. I smiled and stood up straight but had to bend over again because of the pain 'still got bellyache?' I nodded holding onto my stomach 'uh huh' I took a deep breath and stood up slowly holding onto my lower stomach, 'Normal order?' 'Charlie are you okay?' 'Im fine! Normal?' He nodded i turned round and got his normal coffees and cakes for the lads. Packaging them up Em put her hand on my shoulder 'take these, they're just normal paracetamol' I did so gave whip his stuff 'sorry for snapping' he smiled 'Hun its fine' he leant over and gave me a hug and a kiss before leaving. The tablets took the edge off.

When I got home I only had half an hour till the girls were picking me up...what should I wear? I as told to go a bit tarty being as it was a hen night....I don't own tarty...I called the girls over early so they could help...expecting only 2 I got 4 mum, Al, Jo and Em. 'Hello' 'heyyyy' they all said smiling at me, they all had matching blue t shirts on, lifeguard on front and their roles..E.g...*head bridesmaid* *mother* and so on, 'you don't have to worry about the shirt....we got that covered' Al held up a blue shirt same as theirs with lifeguard on the front, she turned it round *mrs Whippy to be* 'I love it!' I took it off her and went to get changed, I was in a pair of skinny jeans when I came down 'you're wearing skinnies?' Al questioned 'what won't they do?' Al barged past me and went up stairs she came back with a pair of stocking tights and a skirt...'you can wear these with those heels!' They were in skirts too, even though Em was in her fifties she certainty didn't look like it. 'Fine' I sighed and went to get changed, putting makeup on in a smokey look again, after staring at the mirror for a while I decide to just live life and go with it, I walked down the stairs 'there we go! You look gorg' Al said clapping, I put on the shoes and we walked out. We got to Jo's car and climbed in 'I've got goodies!' Al I'd bringing out a black bag, a crown went on my head and small tiaras on the girls then she brought out a blindfold 'what that for?' I asked 'for you' Al replied 'I won't smudge your look don't worry' she placed the silky thing around my eyes so I couldn't see anything.

The car stopped and we all got out, I needed help as I couldn't see, I'd topped up on painkillers which meant I wasn't drinking, not the best thing to mix alcohol with tablets...well okay a small glass of wine maybe...I heard loud music and then I felt someone grab each of my arms and walk me in, we stood in what I thought was a doorway when my blindfold came off...strip club...they'd brought me to a strip club, I was the most shy person ever and they bring me to a strip club! We walked down got wolf whistled by some of the male staff working there and sat down at a table near the front. 'Okay drinks!' Al said smiling, a shirtless male came to our table 'yes ladies drinks?' He was H O T the girls all ordered their drinks and he turned to me 'small glass of wine' they all turned to look at me, I then told them my reasoning, good enough, the waiter walked away and brought them back 'the bride to be gets hers free, and she also gets our package' ooh their package? My mind went there okay! He gave me this bag, inside was a crown with a veil on it, that went on, a pink learner plate necklace with *bride to be* on it, bubbles, sweets, party poppers, and badges, all the girls could wear one, which they did. We were all set. The lights went down and spotlight went on the stage, my heart raced...

A very fit young man stood there in nothing but leopard print pants and holding a microphone *ladiessssssss* everyone cheered *do we have a treat for you tonight!, for one night only we have not one...but 5 fit men who are going to perform to you* my heart was racing. *herrrrreeee they areeeee* it went dark, pitch black. Then it's raining men began, but it was a remix. a silhouette of a well built man came up, then in time to the beat 3 more, I leant in to Al 'I thought there was supposed to be 5?' 'Who cares!!!' I went back to watching, the stage lit up....I knew those men! They were all wearing lifeguard shirts 'omg that's mouse!!' I shouted to Al 'and Maxi, and Corey!' She shouts back, the last one turned around 'kobi!' We all looked at each other and burst into hysterics then Mouse and Maxi jumped down from the stage, they held their hands out to me 'hell no!' I shouted back I pushed Al and Jo up, Maxi took Jo and Mouse took Al. They sat them down on a chair and did a lap dance, Al was absolutely loving it! Jo kept glancing at me, I was cheering them on clapping away, Kobi and Corey had disappeared somewhere, then I heard screams even louder....Mouse had taken off his shirt and was now pouring oil over his chest for Al to rub in, Maxi joined in the same. Then they both stood up and put their chairs together so they were facing the crowd...off came the boardies showing off some very revealing gold underwear, they turned back to the girls and began frolicking over them, Al began to look Slightly spaced out. I turned to look at my mum who looked at me the music ended and the guys finished their dances pulling the chairs through the curtains at the back. 20 minutes later Al and Jo came back.

'You okay' I asked slightly concerned 'I fainted....' Replied a very straight faced Al I tried to stifle a laugh 'you f fainted...' She turned to look at me, I burst out laughing 'it isn't funny!' 'It really is!! Was it a bit to much for you?' I said most unsympathetically she hit me playfully on the arm when the lights went again 'you can leave your hat on' started. This was my favourite song, I didn't know why, maybe it was just the music. The four guys came out again in suits and a hat. *Baby take off your coat* they all did in time to the music, to day they had never done it before they were pretty good...as the song continued things started to some off, trousers, shirts everything but tie and hat and bright red underwear. We were enjoying the show when a blindfold came over my eyes 'omg who's that!?' I shrieked...too late I had been picked up and being carted off somewhere. My blindfold came off, I was on stage and whippet was stood in front of me. Oh my god I tried to stand up off the chair but he pushed me back down, 'stay!' He shouted smirking he was already out of his shirt but had a tie on and the hat. He sat on me thrusting his hips...the crowd seemed to blur away he poured oil over his glittered chest, I gladly rubbed it in..... He pulled me too one side and went back in line with the lads they took their hats off and held them down, they whipped off the red underwear waving it in front of them, they turned and walked a few steps showing the crowd their arses, there very VERY white arses, the turned back round and lifted up the hat the lights went down at the same time. I got took of stage with the lads...well I didn't know where to look! Naked men everywhere! Wasn't bad they were fit hot men!

We got back to our seats and continued watching the show, this time the lads joined us 'I can't believe you did that' I turned to whip 'why what's wrong?' He said smirking 'getting me up on stage!' I replied 'well you enjoyed it!' 'I did yes but you know how shy I am' he smiled at me 'well, maybe from now on you won't be...' He leant in to kiss me when the waiter returned with more drinks, I was still on my first. He handed me a bottle of champagne 'complements from the house' he smiled and then walked away. 'He's got a soft spot for you' mouse winked 'hardly' I joked back whip put his arm around me. The rest of the night was a good laugh, Al had a great time with Mouse, good bonding session, they kept bagging her about gong faint 'it was clearly due to my hip thrusts' he said acting them out again Al was blushing the whole time.

Whip had had a bit of much to drink, he began slurring his words. By the time we got home it was 1.00am.

We walked through the door him leaning on me, I sat him down at the kitchen side and got him a glass of water 'are you a parking ticket because you've got FINE written all over you' he slurred I laughed confused 'what?' I paused 'how drunk are you?' He stood up wobbled over to me and grabbed my hips pulling me in close 'I'm going outside to make out...care to join me?' He smirked 'no you're going to bed, you're drunk' I pulled him up the stairs and pushed him on the bed taking his shirt off he was still covered in oil...great new bed sheets and they're gunna be covered in oil. 'Join me hunnnnn' he began to snore...I shook my head laughing as I walked down stairs. I stood in the kitchen and got some orange when the pain returned I bent over double, this had to stop I couldn't cope with it much longer...I took more tablets and climbed into bed next a very slippy, drunken snoring whippet....