BTS as [insert anything]/scenerios

BTS as pick up lines

Jin: "Hey girl. You're almost as pretty as me"

Rap Monster: "I'll break anything but not you're heart"

Suga: "I promise not to sleep on you. Unless that's what you wan- *sleeps on your shoulder*"

Jungkook: "I'll suck you dry like my apple juice box" (whYYYyyYyy)

J-Hope: "I'll be your ray of hope *aegyo*"

Jimin: "My ass is as big as my love for you"

V: "heY IS THAT A MUSTACHE YOU HAVE IT'S LONGER THAN MINE"