2 weeks later
Louis T: hey
11 minutes later
Me: asfjskwkd
Me: you texted me first
Me: help me I can't breathe
Me: I SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION
Me: IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP
Me: CALL LIFE ALERT
Louis T: well looks like now isn't a good time *slowly creeps back into the shadows*
Me: COME BACK CUPCAKE
Louis T: don't call me cupcake
Me: what do ya want me to call you then?
Me: wait do you prefer tommo or Louis
Louis T: I really don't care call me what you want
Me: so you wouldn't care if I called you asshole?
Louis T: I've been called worse
Me: BY WHO?? IGHT WHO DO I GOTTA ADD TO MY DEATH LIST???
Louis T: no one of importance
Me: 😑
Me: what if I called you daddy?
Louis T:
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Me: LA MIGRA LA MIGRA
Louis T: I'm British idk what that means
Me: ...
Me: moving on
Me: have you ever wanted a dick
Me: lmao wait you already have one
Me: I want a dick to slap people with it
Me: *drops pen on purpose*
Me: *asks random hoe* "can you pick that up for me?"
Me: *hoe leans down* *slaps hoe with dick*
Me: HA BITCH YOU JUST GOT DICK SLAPPED *john cena song plays in background*
Louis T: what did I just read
Me: I like your hair
Me: can I touch it
Louis T: yeah but
Me: but what
Louis T: you have to hang out with me
Me: fuck no
Me: I'm socially awkward
Me: don't do this to me ya bitch
Louis T: then no hair touch for you 🙃
Me: FUCK
Me: I WILL HURT YOU
Me: FIGHT ME HOE
Louis T: if you don't hang out with me then I'm done
Me: what
Me: no
Me: you can't do that asshole
Louis T: yes I can
Louis T: I'm done
Me: okay
THAT BITCH LEFT ME ON READ.
It's been 1 whole minute.
And he still hasn't replied.
BUT HE FUCKING SEEN IT.
I don't know wether to throw my phone across the room or cry.
Louis T: ok
Asjdgeaksklsjw
I'm deceased.
Me: what kind of TFIOS bullshit is this
Louis T: tfios?
Me: THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
Me: AUGUSTUS DIED WHY 😭😭
Me: he was so hot 😭
Louis T: the blind guy's hotter
Me: YES ISAAC WAS HOT AFFFF
Me: wait a minute chap
Me: AGSJWJDB
Me: YOU LIKE ISAAC MORE THAN GUS???
Me: we can't be friends
Louis T: i didn't want to be friends
Me: IM HURT
Louis T: i want to be more than friends
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