Adventures of Abbie and Delilah-Naruto Style

Pool Party at Ino's house

~*~ Abbie's POV

"Hey, Ino! We're here!"

The blonde girl opens her door.

"Well, you'd better not put drugs in the boys' drinks again. You know what happened last time." she says.

Hehehe. Whoops...I wanna see my Neji-kun...

I walk into Ino's house, and drop my bag on her table.

"Are you still mad about that? It's not my fault Sasuke fucked Sakura and not you. Look, shit happens, I'm sorry." says Delilah.

That just made her more mad...

I walk into Ino's backyard as the two proceed to argue. The first one I see is Naruto.

"Hey, Naru-chan."

"Hey, Abbie. Where's Hinata?"

I shrug.

"Who knows."

"Okay, where's-"

I point back inside the house. "She's arguing with Ino. About drugs. Or SASKAY."

"Sasuke's a douchebag."

"There have never been truer words spoken. Go use the Rasengan on Choji. He's eating Ino's food." Naruto runs off.

I sigh, and kick my shoes off. Damn, it's hot out here.

I sneak up behind Neji, and creepily breathe in his ear, "Soon."

The boy jumps a mile, and slowly turns around.

"MMMMMMBYAKUGAN!" he yells.

I run for my life, the Hyuuga boy chasing me around the yard.

"MOVE SASKAY!" I yell at the raven haired Uchiha.

He swerves out of the way just in time, and I jump behind one of Ino's bushes. I land on top of Hinata.

"Abbie?"

"SHHH!"

"Why-"

"Neji." I explain. 

She nods. As soon as Neji gives up and starts to talk to Lee, I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding in.

"So, Hinata, why are you back here, anyway?" The girl's face goes pink.

"I don't want N-Naruto-kun t-to see me m-me."

"Oh, lighten up, Hinata. It's okay."

"But I-"

"You don't even have to go near him if you don't want to." I grab her arm and pull her out from behind the bush. Immediately, Naruto sees us.

"Hey! Hinata! There you are! Where have you been? Want some punch!?"

"N-Na-Naruto-kun!" Hinata goes pink again, and falls over.

Great.

"Naruto, you idiot!" I yell.

"What did I do?"

That's when Delilah comes outside, talking to Kiba. He looks slightly disturbed.

Oh, lord. What did she do? Poor dog. I mean, boy. Whoops.

I toss Hinata over my shoulder and bring her inside.

Someone pokes me in the back, and I yelp, dropping Hinata on the couch.

I whirl around.

"Sweet mother of ramen, don't do that!" I scold.

Shino says nothing.