Life as an SCP

He's Gonna Put Ya In A Casket!

Okay, so, I've been on the Gmod (Garry's Mod) side of YouTube again, and I came across this channel called VenturianTale. So, I decided to watch some of their videos, and they managed to make me laugh a bit. While I was looking through their Gmod videos, I noticed one titled "Murder "JIMMY CASKET!" - Gmod Murder Siblings 3."

After watching that video, I looked at a bit of fanart of the character, and he creeped me out. It's apparently known that Jimmy Casket is the world's most renowned murderer. I don't believe that info whatsoever! Ugh! Why does he have to be so creepy?!

Anyways, I was walking around a random city when out of the blue, I heard a scream from behind a building. Upon instinct, I run to where I heard the scream. As I arrive to the spot, I notice a man in a blue hoodie, and he's covered in blood.

"Hey! Hey you! Do you wanna know my...........secret?" the man asks me.

Please tell me that is not who I think it is. I hope it isn't him. I think to myself as the man begins walking toward me with his knife out.

"Eh, no thanks. I think I'm keeping enough secrets as it is," I respond while hiding the fear within my voice.

"Are you scared? Huh? Are you scared of lil' ol' me?" the man asks with a creepy grin on his face.

"I'm not scared! Who are you?!" I yell at him.

"The name's Jimmy Casket, world's most renowned murderer! I'm gonna put ya.... in a casket..... 'cuz my name's Jimmy Casket!" Jimmy yells at me while charging at me.

I jump out of the way of him with barely enough space between me and the knife. I can't believe this! Of all people, I just HAPPEN TO BE THE ONE TO FIND HIM! UGH! WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE THIS KIND OF FUCKING LUCK?!

"Go away!" I scream in fear/rage.

"Why? Don't you wanna play with lil ol me?!" Jimmy teases as he spins himself around quickly.

"As a matter of fact, I don't! See ya later, bitch!" I say as I jump through a portal that closes directly behind me.

Instead of me being transported to my chamber, I'm teleported to what seems like a normal house where everything is fine. Out of nowhere, I hear a bit of yelling from within the house, so I decide to go investigate.

"Gertrude! What did I tell you about feeding him?!" a gravelly voice yells as he walks into the kitchen.

"I didn't feed him!" a sharp, but beautiful voice replies.

"Papa! Where are the waffles?! I want my waffles!" screams a child's voice.

For a moment, I was quite confused by the yelling, but that was when I realized I was at the Acachalla household. I knock on the door to the house, in hopes that they will be friendly toward me. After a minute, a tall, odd-looking boy opens the door with a smile.

"Hi there!" he says with a cheerful tone.

"Uh hi. Mind if I come in?" I ask politely.

"Not at all! Make yourself comfy while I go get Mama and Papa!" the boy replies as he leads me to the living room.

I smile a bit. That's the first time I've ever knocked on a door and someone was polite. Okay, normally people yell at me when I appear on their doorstep. It isn't my fault for them yelling, maybe it is.

After a long two minutes of yelling, Papa Acachalla and Gertrude walk into the living room. Like an instinctive decision, I stand up and greet them.

"Hello. I'm Britney. May I ask what your names are?" I say.

"Well, I'm Papa Acachalla, but everyone calls me Papa," Papa Acachalla says to me.

"I'm Gertrude. Pleasure to meet you," she says with a smile.

Out of nowhere, a loud yell is heard and I jump. As I look at Gertrude and Papa, they instantly look toward the basement door.

"It's your turn to go down there, dear," Gertrude says, attempting to push Papa toward the basement door.

"I swear that I did it last time!" he says as he opens the basement door.

As they watch, I notice an odd-looking shadow. As I walk toward it, it disappears into thin air, but it randomly appears somewhere else.

What the hell was that thing?! I think to myself.

"Um, Gertrude, are you aware of any hauntings here?" I ask her.

"No, why do you ask?" Gertrude asks while looking at me.

"I thought I just saw a shadowy figure," I say, looking back to where I saw the figure.

"I'll call Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast," Gertrude says, running to the phone.

I sigh. This was not what I was expecting, but oh well. Being able to teleport is fun, but a curse at the same fucking time. Honestly, sometimes I wonder about these things.

"Someone's on their way!" Gertrude yells.

"Alright!" I yell in reply, staring at a familiar figure that appeared outside.

With everyone unaware of an unexpected visitor, I run back into the living room as Papa runs up the stairs and slams the door shut.

"Do not go down there!" he says with fear in his voice.

"Why?" Sally, Gertrude, and I say at the same time.

"He's playing World of Warcraft again. Lets just say that he keeps dying over and over," Papa replies.

I facepalm and shake my head. It's a lot worse when you've actually been there and done some of the things there. These people sure are weird.

After a while, a knock is heard on the door. Gertrude instantly gets up and walks over to open it. A man wearing what looks like combat armor walks in and looks around for a moment.

"Good evening, ma'am. I see you called the Paranormal Investigators Extraordinaire," the man says.

"Yes, I did. We have a haunting here," Gertrude says back, looking at the man.

"So I hear. What seems to be the issue? I may have to contact Johnny Ghost about this if I have to," Johnny Toast says as he looks at a book.

"Well, the entity seems to always be near our toilets and disappears when he touches it," Gertrude explains as she leads Toast toward the bathroom.

When the door to the bathroom opens, an old man who looks about 50 or 60 was standing there staring at us all. I look at the old man and my eyes widen in fear. It was in fact the one thing that I had feared the most.

"Toilet Toucher! Everybody run!" Papa yells as he runs for the back door.

I take off running out the front door, heading for the nearest dark place to hide. Luckily I manage to find an alleyway that was surprisingly dark. As I settle down behind a stack of boxes, I hear footsteps coming into the alley.

"I know there's someone in here. Show yourself to lil' ol' me!" Jimmy yells with a creepy laugh.

I quietly take a few steps back to go deeper into the alley until I realize that I am backed against a wall. As my back hit the wall, Jimmy instantly looks at me and laughs.

"Well well, look who I run into again!" Jimmy says with a smile as he walks toward me.

"Oh great, it's you. Why does it have to be here of all places?" I say with a slight growl.

"What? Don't you want to know my secret?" Jimmy asks, keeping Knifey hidden from view.

"Actually, I don't want to know your secret," I reply, instantly teleporting back to my pizzeria with my friends greeting me as I return.

"I'll get you for this!" Jimmy yelled just as I had disappeared.

While I'm hunting with my friends, Jimmy was slowly creating a portal to the world I was in just so he could tell more people about his secret.