MR. NOT SO CHARMING {BTS - MIN YOONGI FAN FIC}

Awkward

I went downstairs after changing into my pajamas and a plain white top. I noticed Yoyo sitting on the couch, with his head down and I rolled my eyes. His presence his annoying.

I walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. Mmm, what to eat? I contemplated on whether I should have peanut butter, nutella or make a ham sandwich. Nutella sounds great. I took out the nutella and a spoon and tried to open the lid.

"Open, dammit!" I hissed at the stupid thing.

I turned it and turned, but it wouldn't open. Stupid Nutella. I was about to throw it in the garbage, but Yoyo took it from me and with one turn, it opened.

"How?" I said, almost speechless

He raised his eyebrows "Weak much?"

I scoffed "Whatever and why are you talking to me? We're mortal enemies"

He showed me his middle finger and went back into the living room. That pathetic wretch. I'll show him rude.

"Hey, ass crap" I called and he looked at me, with a wicked glare.

I shrugged it off and continued "Where'd you get that shoe from? It makes you look ten times shorter than before."

His glaring was more intense, but I was planning on making him angry.

"You want this?" I asked, pointing to the nutella "then reach for it"

To be honest, I didn't think he would go for the challenge, but he did. He stretched his arms to reach it, but I stretched my hand higher.

He looked like a kid being bullied. I laughed and he grabbed my hand. He tried pulling my hand down, but failed miserably.

"What's wrong short stuff?" I teased "too short to reach it"

He raised his eyebrows and held tightly to my hand. I winced in pain and was forced to put my hand down. He took the nutella and the spoon away and sat in the couch, watching TV. My anger started to grow and I stride over to him.

"What?" he asked, eating the nutella, like it was his.

I gave him a look as to say 'give me my freaking nutella back', but he only shrugged and continued eating.

Fine. I sat beside him and kept bugging him. It didn't seem to annoy him, so I tried harder. I placed my hand in his hair and ruffled it, until it looked like a tornado passed through it. I heard him growl, but that made me chuckle. I poked his side with my two index fingers and made a weird sound. He glared at me, but that only made me continue. I slapped his face lightly many times and he harshly gripped my hands.

"YAH!" he shouted and I gulped "Stop touching me, don't touch me"

He let go of me and I smirked. I pinched his cheeks and he came closer to me. His face was literally an inch away from mine and my eyes widened.

He stared into my eyes and I stared back. It felt like time stopped and I was trapped in his world – dark world. He cleared his throat and we both looked away awkwardly.

"Ew" I said, scrunching my face

"I almost...almost made lip to lip contact, with a filthy monster" he said and made a disgusted face.

"Ew" I said getting up "Ew. Ew. Ew. EW!!"

I need to go wash myself in holy water. I went up to my room, but shit! I have no holy water. I need to go to the church and wash my body.

I quickly changed into decent looking clothes and headed downstairs. I told Mr. Lee, the chauffeur, to prepare the car to take me to church. I seriously need holy water.

I went outside and bumped into my father.

"Bomi" he said, fixing his glasses "where are you going?"

"I'm going to the church" I said and continued walking.

"Since when do you go to church?"

"Since you invited a devil in our home" I said and Mr. Lee opened the door for me.

He got in quickly and started to drive. Since I didn't wind up the window that separated the driver from the passenger, I looked at the speed meter and he was driving 5 miles per hour. 5!

I cleared my throat "Can't you drive any faster? The dog's literally walking faster than this"

'But i-"

"But nothing" I shushed him "I need to get to the church fast before my body becomes filthy"

"The church is literally right across the street" he said and I laughed

"Whoa! How long was this here?" I asked

"It was here ever since you lived here" he said and I laughed harder.

He's kidding right? I've lived here all my life and didn't know that there was a church across from my house? I looked at Mr. Lee and he wasn't laughing.

"Oh well" I said and got out of the stopped vehicle "I guess I'll just walk then"

He raised his eyebrows and was about to drive back to the house, but I stopped him.

"You're not going anywhere" I said and ran into the church.

The church was huge and had nice paintings on the inside. I saw a drunken man on the back seat, muttering things to himself or to God, I don't know.

I went up to the altar and saw the pastor kneeling. I tapped his shoulders.

"Excuse me...but do you have any holy water"

His eyes opened and he looked at me with shock "DEMON!"