MR. NOT SO CHARMING {BTS - MIN YOONGI FAN FIC}

I Didn't Forget

Today is a day off from work and that means I can do whatever I want. Yoyo suggested that we go to a private pool and go skinny dipping. I smacked him about ten times on his head and arm; I swear he's so horny.

"Or we could go to the movie alone, make out in the back then probably have sex," he continued

"Or," I said "I could shove my foot up your ass until it comes through your mouth"

"Anytime, babe," he said and I rolled my eyes. If there's ever a guy that takes everything you say lightly, it's Yoyo.

"Hey guys," Hoseok greeted as he walked into the living room "What's up?" He jumped on me and I fell back on the couch.

I laughed "Nothing much. What's that?" I asked pointing at the thing in his hand

He lifted it up "Oh, this," he said "It's the punisher"

"The punisher?" I asked and he nodded. Then it hit me....I haven't punished Yoyo yet.

I smirked evilly and looked at Yoyo, my lips hitched in between my teeth.

"What?" he asked, sitting down and putting his legs on the center table "What did I do?"

I sat beside him and wrapped one of my arms around his shoulder "Do you remember that deal we had?"

He looked at me confusedly "What deal?"

"Oh, you know that deal that if I acknowledge you first, I do whatever you say and vice versa?" I explained and he thought for a while

"Oh, shit!" he exclaimed, "Come on, what you got?"

I smirked, "You like reptiles or dogs?"

Hoseok started laughing, probably remembering what I told him some time ago. Yoyo raised his eyebrows and hesitated to answer for a while, but did so when I rolled my eyes and elbowed him.

"Yeah, why?" He asked "Preferably snakes cause I got one in my pants and poodles cause I'm cute like one"

At that statement, Hoseok and I looked at each other for a while and burst into a fit of laughter. How funny would it be if a poodle chewed on his dick while a snake goes up his asshole? Hella funny, right?

"What are you thinking?" Yoyo asked and I just smiled sweetly at him

"Nothing, dear," I said innocently "Now, should we go out and do something cause I'm super bored and my idle hands might do something I would regret"

Hoseok laughed "Wanna go take a walk at the park?"

I shrugged "Why not? Let's go"

I grabbed Hoseok hands and walked with him over to the door, Yoyo following behind us. I stopped abruptly and he bumped into me.

"If you want to go with us, you have to wear what I pick out and do exactly as I say, ok?" I said and he nodded.

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Yoyo looked at himself in the mirror "No way in hell I'm going anywhere looking like this"

"It looks perfect and so cute," I said, squealing a little "And you kinda have this diva look too"

Hoseok chuckled "The boys will be all over you. Heck, I'm falling for you right now"

"Fuck you!" Yoyo snapped "You guys can go alone"

"And you got the sass!" I joked and Yoyo glared at me "You look fine. Heels fit you perfectly and that skirt, damn! The neon sports bra really highlights your chest and the lipstick makes everything better"

"I'm a fucking clown!" he snapped again "Look, I'm not going anywhere in this shit, so fuck all of this bull fucking crap and take your ninny bitch asses to the park"

I covered my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing out loudly, cause seriously he looks like a total diva.

"Unfortunately, Yoyo,"I started "you don't make the rules, I do and if you fail to do what I say, then I'll be forced to take drastic measures and torture you," I said and he huffed "It's your choice, really"

"God I fucking hate you immature assholes," he said, "What are you 12?"

"12 times taller than you" I joked again and he smashed his fist into the wall "Ooh, you're a tough girl. I like it"

"Let's just fucking go and get this over with," he said and I agreed immediately.

He walked out first, muttering curse words and balling his fist. I nudged Hoseok to smack his butt and he did. Yoyo turned around and we pointed at each other to which he gave us his middle finger. Oh, this day is already going well.

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People eyed Yoyo as we walked through the park, some giving him bad looks, some staring pervertedly at him and whistling at him, some even tried touching him. He glared at all of them and told them to piss off.

I spotted Jimin walking towards us and I stopped him.

"Oh, Bomi," He said "What a surprise seeing you here"

"I can say the same" I said, smiling at him. He was staring at Yoyo and I chuckled "You like her?" I asked, motioning to Yoyo. Jimin bit his lips sexily and nodded "Why don't you two introduce yourselves?"

Jimin brushed back his hair "I'm Park Jimin, but you can call me sexy" he held out his hand for Yoyo to shake but he ignored.

Wanting Yoyo to play along, I kicked his leg and he shook it.

"I'm Yoo-" I kicked him again "Yura, but you can call me piss off douchebag"

Jimin smiled at him, or should I say her, and poked her exposed tummy. Yoyo glared at him and rolled her eyes.

"Dude, back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up," Yoyo said and I kicked her again to make sure she behaves and speak in a girly voice.

Jimin backed away "Damn she has sass. I like her even more now"

Yoyo huffed and walked away, but that made Jimin even more amused as he checked out her ass.

Jimin bit his lips "She's a slim thick with a cute ass"

Hoseok and I burst out into an outrageous fit of laughter, people glaring at us and some laughing because of our funny laughs. Man, I can really get used to this.

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Yoyo dressed as a girl is so funny. I'm imagining it and I remember the time when he had to dress as a waitress in Rookie King lol