MR. NOT SO CHARMING {BTS - MIN YOONGI FAN FIC}

Hoseok is Gay?

Every day has been going smoothly since Yoyo basically poured his heart out to me; he even did everything around the house, including placing my clothes in the closets and the likes. We once went out to an elegant restaurant for dinner and a pervert was being touchy and Yoyo got mad and gave him a black eye. I swear he's trying so hard for me to gain his trust.

"Can I get you anything, my lady?" he asked, flashing me his gummy smile

I smiled back, "No. But what I want you to do is sit with me and have a chat"

He nodded, sitting where I patted for him to sit. He turned towards me and just stared at me with his beautiful orbs.

"What?" I asked, feeling a bit shy when he stared directly into my eyes.

He chuckled, "You know, you would make such a wonderful wife"

My eyes widened. Wife? Hmm...

"Oh," I simply replied, "I suppose.."

Why is he acting like this? It's cute, but creeping me the hell out.

He tilted his head to the side, "If you're planning to get kids in the future, how many would you want?"

I bit my lip, thinking of how many I would want. "Well, ever since I was young and didn't know where babies came from or how they were made, I wanted like 20"

His eyes widened, "20? Whoa! Well I guess that means I have to work really hard in bed then"

I smacked his arm, "I was young, okay? And besides, who said they would be yours?"

"What?" he exclaimed, scooting closer to me, "You mean you weren't planning to be with me forever?"

I laughed and pushed him away, "Anything can happen, Yoyo"

His expression saddened a little, "But won't you be willing to fight anything that gets in our way so that our relationship can survive?"

I nodded, "Yeah, but what happens if one of us die? It wouldn't make sense to cry my entire life when I could just move on"

"You make it sound so easy," he said "If you died, I'd go crazy, literally. I'd feel guilty if I date other women and the guilt would be too much and I might end up drinking my sorrows away and die"

I was speechless. I mean, what can I say to that? I don't have the guts to do what he'd do.

"On a lighter note," he started, "Would you let me eat your ass?"

I gasped and punched him on his shoulder and he winced in pain.

"Serves you right!"

"Yah!" he shouted "This is my jerking off hand and now you injured it. Well, I guess lefty is going to do the job"

"Lefty?" I questioned and he raised his left hand cheekily. I rolled my eyes at him and he laughed, rubbing his shoulder that I hit.

"But seriously, my shoulder hurts like hell"

I chuckled evilly and got up, going into the kitchen for some nutella. I came back a few seconds later, sitting beside a pouty Yoyo.

"Stop pouting," I said, "It's too cute for your own good"

He smiled and was about to say something, but the doorbell rang. I sighed and motioned for Yoyo to go see who it was.

"I'm injured" he stated, "you go get it!"

"Lazy ass," I commented, rolling my eyes at him and walking towards the door, not missing him biting his lips and staring at you know where.

The doorbell rang annoyingly multiple times and I yelled at whoever it was to stop. I opened the door and saw Hoseok standing there with Jimin. he smiled at me but I called to Jimin instead.

"Jimin!" I said happily, hugging him, "How did you find me?"

We hugged for a minute before Hoseok cleared his throat and I rolled my eyes at him.

"Luna? I think that was her name gave us the address" Jimin explained and I nodded in understanding

"Come in," I invited Jimin in and blocked the entrance for Hoseok to enter.

"Hoe, move!" he said and I folded my arms, staring at him with a smirk on my face"Ugh, I know that look"

"What are you hiding?" I asked, knowing that something's up with him

He laughed, "Babe, Hoseok doesn't hide anything. I show everything. I can show you my dick if you want" he started unzipping his pants and I just waved him off and told him to come in.

I went directly over to Yoyo and sat in his lap, Jimin looking unimpressed. I smirked and wrapped my arms around his neck and went closer to his ears, whispering 'he's jealous' in his ears. Yoyo smirked and bit on my ear lightly, and licked my lobe. I giggled and pecked his lips, Hoseok coughing loudly and snickering.

"Do that when we're gone," Hoseok said, "you two are disgusting"

"Says the one who checks out Jimin's ass in front of everyone," I said and watched as his expression changed from disgusted to shock.

"What?" He exclaimed

"Dude, you're gay?" Jimin asked and Hoseok shook his head quickly

"No!" Hoseok exclaimed, "I like girls. Ew boys"

We all laughed at him and he looked down. I got up off Yoyo and hugged Hoseok. "It's okay. I love you regardless and who am I to judge?"

He returned the hug "But I'm not totally gay" I released myself from his grip, shooting him a 'what do you mean?' look. He cleared his throat, "I'm just gay for Jimin. I get hella turned on when I see a girl and not a guy, but with Jimin it's different. My heart bounces against my chest and I get this weird but comfortable feeling in my tummy"

"Totally understandable," I said, "Jimin, what do you have to say?"

He ran his fingers delicately through his hair, "Well, I don't blame him. Who can resist me? I'm Park Jimin!"

Yoyo fake coughed and all of us turned to him and he just shrugged then stared at the ceiling.

"Well that's true," I said, "I would totally do you if this douche wasn't here" I pointed at Yoyo.

"Yah!" he shouted, "I'm getting you a metal underwear with tons of passwords and padlocks so no one but me can get in"

I laughed and he glared at me. "Calm down. I was only kidding....not"

He got up and stormed up the stairs, slamming the door shut once he was inside. Hoseok, Jimin and I started laughing loudly.

He's so jealous!

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Tongue..