Katie lived in a house with two distant brothers and her mom and dad who were always out in different countries.
One day, at nine in the afternoon, she heard a loud knock on their door.
"Pizza delivery" The young and handsome pizza guy said. Katie instantly fell in love with him.
Katie noticed the pizza guy didn't have a pizza box with him.
"Where's the pizza?" She asked.
The chocolate-eyed boy pointed at a white van parked at her driveway.
Following the handsome fellow, she went into the van and sat down to eat pizza - only to notice that there was no pizza, and there were five pairs of eyes staring at her.
"You thought there was pizza? Aren't you old enough to know pizza guys don't lure 20 year olds into their white vans? And how did you not notice that you didn't even order pizza and that I'm not even wearing a pizza delivery uniform?" The curly-haired boy said as he shut the goddamn door.
"Well at least they have British accents." Katie said to herself. "Especially the naturally-blonde one."
Suddenly, she felt someone grab her and covered her mouth with Chloroform.
"Where am I?" She asked as she opened her eyes.
"Oh, you know, just in Australia for our world tour." The bald one said.
Katie looked around and saw that she was surrounded by music equipment.
"Who are you people?" Katie asked.
"I'm Lui." One said.
"I'm Hari." The pizza dude said.
"I'm Zin." The Indian one said.
"I'm Li-Yum." The bald Asian one said.
"I'm Ni-Yall" The blonde one said.
"And we are, The Direction One." Hari said.
"The Direction One? Never heard of you guys."
"We're here to kidnap you and fall in love with you." Ni-Yall sighed.
"Okay!"
One month later
On the phone with her mom
"Mom, I just got kidnapped by The Direction One and fell in love with them and now I'm pregnant. Byeeeeee!"
