Chapter 1/meeting him the alien
Tammy's POV
"OMG he's so cute " Urghh
"I love his dimples !" Bleh
"His eyes so beautiful" arghh
"Tara if you say one more thing about this stratorius guy with a surname that sounds like a planet I'm gonna loose it !" I screamed
"It's sartorius ..and why do you hate him this much ?"
"I just despise him"
"But you don't know him "
"His face alone can do the job "
"Anyways I'm gonna watch every single one of his musically's "she said, well suite yourself Mrs . obsessed ,then I texted mark my friend
Me: sup bruh wanna go skate boarding?
Mark :p :sorry I can't my cousin Jacob is moving here
Me: oh OK ttyl
I wonder how Jacob is Jacob Thomas I've never heard bout that haha what if it was Jacob stratorius .
"Sartorius!" Tara screamed
Lol I was thinking out loud again
"Aaaaah" Tara screamed
"What again? !" I snapped
"Jacob sartorius is coming here to Maryland! "
"And I care because"
"Because your my best friend"
"And sometimes I wonder why"
"Ouch!"
"Chill I'm just kidding I'm not breaking 12 years of knowing each other"
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I decided to go to mark's house and see Jacob and Tara kept going on and on about how it's Jacob sartorius
"Relax your over reacting there's not only one Jacob in this word ...for example there's Jacob in the bible"
"Tammy are you on any social media at all"
"Um ya I am I just don't waste my time searching for a guy from planet sartorius"
So we finally got to marks house and he answered the door
"How are you guys doing ?, wanna meet Jacob" and with those words Tara tugged my shirt
"Stop acting like a five year old!" I whisper shouted
"You guys meet my cousin Jacob sartorius!"mark said , then Tara fainted
"Your the planet guy? !" I asked
"Where'd you get that Idea from"
"Oh nothing your just uglier in person"
"Your mean"he said" I like mean"
"Well in that case don't get used to it"
"Ahhh I just had a dream that I met Jacob sartorius" Tara said from the floor
"well you did" I said obviously
"Omg omg your more handsome in person"
"Wow you are the total opposite of your friend right here" he said
"Well duh" I said
"You have attitude" he said
"Do you have a problem with that mr.stratorius?" I said coming closer
"It's sartorius"
"I know that!"
"You know when your up close I can see you have beautiful brown eyes?"
"Aww thank you....wait! I'm not falling for that"
"Who said you were supposed to?"
Idiot
"Oh my God my cousin and my friend are kissing! " Bryce shouted coming down the stairs.
Bryce is mark's older bro
"Eww I can't kiss him his breath smells like pickles"
"Does not "
"Urghh shut up and take a mint!" Jacob and I have been arguing forever that we didn't even know mark and Tara were sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching us like a movie .
"Peace I'm gonna go make a vine "
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Well Tara has gone home to finish her obsession and I'm at home bored to death so I went to go chill at the balcony outside my room until I saw what my eyes had never seen before , Jacob sartaniois..sartorius ! Was shirtless lip syncing to BOSS by 5th harmony into a hair brush , so I got my phone out and took pictures and was laughing so hard that Jacob noticed
"Um Tammy ? Hi you didn't see anything right? "
"You know when your nervous you look like a tomato .. even when your not nervous haha!"
"You didn't see anything ?"
"Gee Jacob I'm laughing so hard because I'm phsyco "I said sarcastically "what do you think?"
"You saw me"
"Yup and I'm posting it and tagging you"
"Please don't "he pleaded the an evil smirk flashed on my face błäçķmåîļ
"How bout we make a deal....you'll be my slave for a week, you'll do anything I say"
He paused "well you do know even if you post it on IG my fans would get it because I make funny vines ?"
"Damn I hate you"
"I know you love me"
"No one loves an alien from planet sartorius "
"Your so mean"
"Aww thank you"
"But I still like you"
"Well then find another toy!" I said and slammed my balcony door. I have no Idea why I hate him and I don't really care .so I slammed my back on my bed
"Tomorrow's gonna be another morning with strangeorius!" I said loud and clear for him to hear
"I heard that! " he screamed back
"Um well duh you were supposed to!"
"Tammy can u shut up and stop talking to your boyfriend! " my big brother James came in
"Rather not" oh wait no "he's not my boyfriend? " I corrected
"Yeah sure , good night miss.poopey " he always calls me that because when I was little I used to call myself that
"Good night mr.boologely" and that's my name for him
He just chuckles and leaves.
So I change into my pj's and drift off into my dream world that'll probably last 8 hours
A:N
Published on 30th January 2016
889 words
Hey :p tell me what you think
This is my first fan fiction.
Stay cool baes
-Zoe
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