Press added Mal, Sam, Steph, Linds, Danny, Dunn, and Emily to the group chat.
Press: I can now officially say that I love Mallory Pugh.
Tobs: Chris you love everybody.
Mal: I love you too Press.
Pinoe: How did it feel to score your first goal in your first cap stud.
Mal: Amazing, Awesome, the best feeling in the world. And couldn't have done it without you guys especially you Press.
Steph: I just went on Twitter and they're calling Christen, Mama Press and Mal's your daughter.
Tobs: Also Pressy is keeping the #12 tradition to catch players when they score.
Ash: It's like Chens and Moe all over again.
Press: I have a child now :)
Syd: Now that Press brought up child I have to tell you guys something.
Ali: Hopefully it isn't another pregnancy without Arod I can barely handle my hair.
Syd: Surprise!
Alex: YOURE PREGNANT OH MY
Ali: MY MAKEUP
Syd: I don't even do your makeup Ash does.
Ali: You do it when it's a special occasion Ash does it when it's game day.
Pinoe: Has anyone noticed that everyone is getting pregnant except for Cheney who left to have a family.
Tobs: Yeah Chens tell Jrue to make a move.
Cheney: Shut up.
Ali: I'm gonna look horrible now.
Cheney: Plus I already have Moe.
Moe: Yay :)
Press: Shoot we have three strikers out. Good thing I have two dogs that I treat like my family. And Mal.
JJ: And good thing you're into me.
Kels: Good thing most of us are into girls.
Tobs: Yup.
Alex: Our handshake Syd :(
Syd: My bad Lex.
Sam: It's funny how FCKC signed you because of Arod but then you ended up getting pregnant
Hope: We're winning the championship this year.
Press: Please we're going to the final and winning this.
Hope: Don't think so Press.
JJ: Remember when Chris scored in extra time against you in our home opener.
Hope: Fuck off JJ
Ash: New team new winner.
Tobs: THE THORNS WILL WIN
Cheney: There's only one way to find out season starts in a few months.
Pinoe: To be continued...
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Who do you guys think will win this Nwsl season?
My guess is either the Red Stars or Thorns.
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FanfictionWonder what happens in the Uswnt group chat? Find out here. Nah I'm kidding this is just random thoughts in my head, but read for humor. :) This includes Presston, Talex, Krashlyn, and O'Solo.
