iMessage - Uswnt edition

PRESS & others

Pinoe: What the hell have you been eating for breakfast Press?

Arod: ^^^^^^^^

Press: Umm I had some pancakes and eggs and orange juice, yeah that's about it.

Cheney: She meant that how did you score a hat trick in the second half and how did you score in under thirty seconds, again.

Julie: It's cause my girlfriend is awesome like that. 💁🏻

Press: Oh because I was on a low and I wanted to get back up again.

Cheney: That was amazing Press I don't even know why Jill didn't start you, you played amazing.

Press: Thank you Chens.

Pinoe: Did you guys also see Tobin's move when she saved the ball from going out. That thing was fire.

Alex: Don't underestimate the great Tobin Heath.

Tobs: Or the great Christen Press.

Kels: When Tobs did that I fell out of my seat.

Arod: Tobs is very skillful this shouldn't surprise anyone. And Christen is a rising talent again this shouldn't surprise no one.

Ash: Arod is speaking the truth.

Tobs: Forget about me Press scored a goal in under 30 seconds.

Pinoe: I also saw Tobin drop the f bomb.

Cheney: No cussing on live tv Tobs I was gonna talk to you about this.

Tobs: My bad Cheney :) you still love me tho. :)

Cheney: Of course I do.

Moe: She loves me more.

Tobs: I'm her best friend.

Moe: I'm her daughter.

Tobs: Oh c'mon I adopted you when she retired.

Cheney: Alright I love everyone on the team.

Moe: Especially me.

Tobs: No me.

Moe: Me!

Tobs: Me

Cheney: You two shut it!

Moe: Yes mother.

Tobs: Yes ma'am

Alex: You guys are blowing up my phone I'm trying to listen to music.

Tobs: My bad Lex.

Moe: Cheney still loves me more..

Tobs: No she loves me more.

Arod: Will you guys shut up.

Arod: We all know she loves me more.

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Christen Press is a freaking beast. A hat trick in the second half and the first one was right in 30 seconds right when she got subbed in on the first game. A goal under 30 seconds when she got subbed in on the second game, Christen Press should no doubt be our starting forward. Christen Press yo.
-Tania :)