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Pie:
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpaderpaderpaherpadaerp

Loli:
Pie, stahp.

Pie:
Sistah, stahp being a hatter.

Loli:
A hater?

Pie:
No, a hatter.
*throws hats at Loli*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA*flails arms*

Loli:
PIE, STAHP. U GONNA TWIST UR ARM.

Pie:
*flips hair continously*
I'm so too faboloos for dis wurld. I have ta lower down mah swagg

Loli:
Omfg Pie, you fvcking feeler.

Pie:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
IT'S FUNNY BC IT'S TRU.

Loli:
UUGGGHHHHHH

Pie:
LISTEN!

Loli:
What?! I don't hear anything.

Pie:
It's the sound of swag
*gestures to self*

Loli:
Pie. You are such a feeler.

Pie:
Does it look like I give a shit about that?

Loli:
...

Pie:
That's what I thought...I DO! OMFG, I AM SEW SORREH FOR ACTING LIEK A JERKY BACON JERK BULLYYYYYYYYY.

Loli:
Pie...chill.

Pie:
WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WAH
WAH
WAAAAAAHHHH
HWAH
HWAH
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*sobing mess*

Loli:
Gawd. CHILL THE FVCK DOWN.

Pie:
*cries a river of gold*

Loli:
PIE

Pie:
*sniff*
W-WAHT?!

Loli:
CHILL YO ASS DOWN.

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