Pie:
OY OY, DIS BE MAH BOOK AND MAH BOOK ALONE. YA GONNA HAVE TA FIGHT THIS HERE OL' SEA DOG IF YA WUNT MAH BOOK.
Loli:
Pie, wtf are you doing?
Pie:
OY, WUT DID EYE JUST TELL YA? DIS BE MAH BOOK, GET OUTTA 'ER.
Loli:
Pie...are you fvcking drunk?
Pie:
WUT YA TRYIN' TA SEA, LASS? EYE BEE JUST FINNEEE.
Loli:
Omfg...she's high af. Reader-chan, what did you do?!
Pie:
OY, DUN BEE BRININ' THEE READER INTA DIS.
Loli:
BRO, U HIGH AF. U DON'T KNOW WHAT U R DOING.
Pie:
PFFT. B!TCH PLEASE, I'M FABOLOUS. MORE FAB DAN DAT SHARPAE RK.
Loli:
DON'T U DARE BRING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL INTO THIS.
Pie:
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH. BLA BLA BLAAAAAAAAHHHH.
Loli:
APDNFONFOANROXNWPRNAPWNFK
