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Loli:
I question why I'm still in--(Pie: MAH BOOK)

Pie:
YA STILL IN MAH BOOK
IMMA LET YE STAY BC ME SO LONLEH ;-;

Loli:
But I don't want to stay.

Pie:
Well, you're staying anyway :3

Loli:
THIS.

Pie:
MEANS.

Loli:
WAR.

Pie:
Not wat I was expecting...

Loli:
WAR!

Pie:
Pieeee

Loli:
WAAARRRrrrrr

Sock Puppet:
Make pie, not war.

Pie:
-is controling le puppet-
Wize wurds le puppet speaks

Sock Puppet:
Oh, you're too kind.

Pie:
No~! You are~<3

Sock Puppet:
No, you are~

Loli:
Omfg, Imma puke now.
*pukes into random bucket*

Pie:
*is marrying le sock puppet*
I do!

Loli:
*grabs puppet*
*thows it in a fire place*

Pie:
NUUU, MAH WAIFU!!!!!!!

Loli:
Ur waifu shall never be a sock puppet. I will make sure u no marry objects.

Pie:
T-T

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 30, 2016 ⏰

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