dear diary,
hello! it's me.
i was going to break into the chorus of "hello", but that'd be rather boring.
anyways, this is my first entry in this fine diary.
my dear friend, very scary harry, gifted this to me for my birthday.LOOK AT THIS GREAT PICTURE OF ME:
DON'T I LOOK FUCKING FABULOUS??
i must go to the mall as i have run out of clean satan clothes and i despise doing laundry, so farewell dearest diary.
i shall speak to you later.
forever fabulous,
satan.