I wandered round my room and picked out a few random objects to humanize. I believe the top two a self explanatory but the bottom ones aren't.
The one on the left is my trusty kazoo, and the one in the right is some really nice hand cream.
Also I'm not sure what gender my earphones are supposed to be. You decide which suits them best.

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DiversosWell, you've found a tome of olde, my friend. This stuff is crazy old. 1