Try Hard (Lashton/Larry)

Le Introduction

"Hi there my name is Ashton Irwin. This is my friend Louis Tomlinson, say hi Lou."

"Hello sexy people of the world!"

"Geez I said to say hello not scare them away!"

"They should get used to it, they just met the sass master from Doncaster!"

"Anyway....we go to high school-"

"Which SUCKS!"

"Don't interrupt me Lou! As I was saying we go to high school but we are the geeks and the losers."

"I mean how are we losers? We are fucking awesome!"

"Because nobody talks to us and we get beat up?"

"Oh yeah! Ok continue my little sexy kangaroo!"

"Lou just because I'm Australian does not mean you can call me a kangaroo!"

"Koala?"

"NO! Anywho...I'm gay and Louis is bi, right?"

"Yep!"

"Our bullies are two of the most sexy, popular guys at school, Luke Hemmings and Harry Styles.!"

"Harry is just perfect with his wild, brown curls, sparkly emerald eyes, the cutest dimples you have ever se-"

"Lou you can become all girly after I'm done. Trying to tell a story here!"

"Fine!"

"So you obviously realise that Louis has a thing for Harry!"

"A BIG thing for Harry!"

"Don't make me slap you!"

"Ok! Geez!"

"And I like Luke."

"More like REALLY like Luke."

"I told you to SHUT UP!"

"Uh we are having some technical difficulties-"

"Get you ass over here now Louis!"

"Never you sexy Koala!"

"I'm going to kill YOU!"

"So we'll be back when the issues have been resolved. Oh and my name is Niall Horan."

"Niall you are not part of the story!"

"Hey why not!"

"Out! Now!"

"Fine sexy Koala."

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"Hey is this thing on? Helooo can you hear me? Testing one, two thr-"

"What are you doing Harry?"

"Making sure the microphone works, duh!"

"It's a video camera! Idiot!"

"Why does it look like a microphone then?"

"It's just the god damn style of the thing! Now sit straight and look hot."

"Yes sir."

"Don't roll your eyes at me."

"Guys you're wasting footage!"

"Shut up Calum!"

"Hi there good looking my name is Styles, Harry Styles."

"Oh my god could you sound anymore gay?"

"Shut up Luke and introduce yourself."

"Right, I'm Luke Hemmings."

"LAME, there was nothing interesting about that! I'm Luke Hemmings...you sound like the most boring person on earth!"

"Haz, shut up!"

"So we go to high school and we are popular bitches!! Oh and the sexiest things on this planet!"

"Way to be modest Hazza."

"Why lie ey?"

"We're both bi and we bully the people that we like."

"Don't say that, it makes us sound bad!"

"We ARE bad!"

"Yeah...yeah...oooh look Twilight is on, can we watch it! Please Luke?"

"No! You always cry when Edward leaves Bella!"

"Don't say that on camera you'll ruin my image."

"Guys you only have a minute left so hurry up!"

"I guess we should just say bye!"

"Bye....No Edward please don't leave Bella! She needs you!"

"Oh geez, bye guys until next time!"