FML

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In this case, FML means "Fuck My Leg". I am dead serious.

Last April I broke my leg, eh? Been having leg and knee problems since, sure, normal. In my mind, this is what it's saying...

Leg: Oh, nice plate of food ya got there, Trish. Oops, not anymore. Wonder who did that stumble?

Leg: Wanna walk ten feet down the hall? Nah, how about you trip and smash your hand on the closet doorknob?

Leg: Ya know, this staircase could really use a second railing. Don't wanna face plant or anything!

Leg: You wanna lie down comfortably, you say? God, Tricia, have ya met your own injury?

Pardon... But it's true.

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