Crazy, Insane, Stupid, Beautiful.. Wait, rewind, Beautiful?

Chapter 1: Dream Characters

To be honest I always thought that this would  be much more exciting you know meeting all your dream characters. I was disappointed when all that came where people in suits or dressed like them. I mean what was I supposed to do! Ok well I did something alright which is why I am listening to this old bat telling me off! But I cant pay attention to what he is saying cus well he is a mustache. I would take out my shaver but they took my bag. Wait a minute I have got one in my pocket hehehe this is going to be good.

“are you listening to me!”

“I am sorry I was to busy staring at your mustache”

“Right well you like it?”

“Nope it’s a crime which I want to shave off!”

“Ok well that is not going to hap-“

“I am hungry! Stop your yakking and do something useful like making me a sandwich”

“John get her a sandwich and stop changing the subject” There was only us in the room, how the hell can john here us! Oh My Gosh what happens if he can read minds or hear from like really far away! Oh shit he could hear what I am thinking right now!

“What were we talking about again?”

“The fact that you attacked most of our characters!”

“Hey! Those are just people disguised as your characters! I mean I am pretty sure shrek is not fuzzy or that Beetle juice has got tanned hands! Don’t you get it THEY KIDNAPPED THE REAL CHARACTERS!” I was screaming at mustache guy, who I will shave his mustache of when I get the chance. Stupid man does he not know anything!

“They are actors, they are paid to pretend to be the characters”

“But the characters are REAL! Duh, I mean they have clones who do the movies for them so they can be epic, and you got some shit people to do the job when you can get there clones!”

“YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! I GIVE UP! JUST LEAVE NOW!!” someone got out on the wrong side of the bed, sheesh. I got up and walked out while John, well I think it was John cus he was holding a sandwich. I took the sandwich and headed to the exit of this damn mushroom, I mean where the hell did they find a mushroom as big is this! Cus I know I want one, I can finally become a SMURF ooooooh smurf. I just found the exit and am about to run out, when I am stopped by mustache man, oh yeah his mustache.

“Miss, we are not going to ban you from here if you promise not to harm our employees?”

“are you an employee?”

“No”

“Ok we have a deal then.” I took out my shaver and quickly shaved off half of his mustache, before I could get to the other half he ran away! I was ready to chase him, when I realized that he would have to do it himself now, cus who would walk around with half of a mustache. So I headed out and was ambushed by  friends, who think it is fun to tackle me to the ground.

“Oh Gosh E, are you ok?”

“What did they do to you?”

“urgh nothing. Just gave me a sandwich.”

“WHAT! You attack there employees and they gave you a sandwich!” that’s Taylor for you, always hungry.

He dragged me towards the food court while the others walked with us. They were all so tall compared to me, it was annoying! I mean HELLO!! I can walk myself. Actually i want a piggy back.

"Mike" I whined

"urgh Yeah" yeah mike you should be afraid.

"I want a piggy back?"

"Ok ok fine then"

"YAY" I threw my hands in the air and then jumped onto his back.

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Hey everyone its me the awesome amazing writer,

I just wanted to say HI!!!! Purple Smurfs oh yeah and sorry if this chappie is so short! this would be due to the fact that i am doing this during ma free period XD and i just wanted to post it now before I forget.... so if any of you want a character named after you or anything else wanted added it to this story please please please send me a message, actually comment underneath and I will do as u please

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Violet

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