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Chapter 2- Scary haunted house place thing

So Mike was giving me a piggyback to the food court, which means Taylor was not dragging me like they do when they take me shopping! That’s terrible, you should see once the whole football team had to pull me into the shop! Don’t get me even started on what happened. Then, while thinking about the mayhem that I caused in that shop we had arrived at the fabulous food court. YUM! I squirm around till Mike lets me go and then I rush of to the BEST food they have here ever.

I got my food at sat down with ma guys (and yes I do say ma not my!) anyways we all at like pigs, yes even me if you must now. However I will say that the boys ate much faster than me and were very agitated, so where most of the guys around us. I think that may have to do with the fact that I am moaning with every bite! HELLO FOOD ORGY!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!! I mentally chuckle at this thought as I finish my food and see a lot of guys with funny faces. Ma guys got them too but they are better at hiding it and also better at calming it down. Yes I trained them well! Ok not really its just I did that a lot, so they learnt to hide it or to think about something else. Any ways since I was FINALLY DONE! So what do we do, well we go on the rides of course, The Mummy ride was AMAZING!!! Well not so much the ride I slept threw that, it was boring, but the walk threw is great, we ran around and screamed and jumped out at people it was so funny when some guy, who had hit on me earlier peed his pants literally. HEY, Who knew I could be so scary! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Oh dear, I just did an evil laugh, dear lord please don't turn me evil, or let me be like my sister! OH THE HORROR, (pretends to faint in my mind). It was now 9pm so we got kicked out of the theme park, I know awwwwww. Since the guys were staying at my place, as tradition the day before school starts we all headed to mine. And NO we are not going to sleep, we are going to PARTY!!!!! It up, ahahhahah ok well they are. I have been errr what's that word oh yeah banned. Cue water works people, yeah I know I am just that amazing! Since the guys won't let me drive, I am stuck sitting on Blaise's lap. Since they are fat lugs of shit (is that even a word? Oh well). Anyways, I had my license and all but I can't be bothered to drive. I do have my own personal drivers hehehehehe course I drive myself to school and back, but the guys never rode with me. Since they are scaredy cats! Just cus I accidentally street raced against some of the best and won. Ops?!? Ahahhahaha back to Blaise's lap cus that race is a whole different story, I was singing on the top of my lungs sticking my head out of the sun roof. While the boys just laughed, until I dragged Atom (yes we call him atom) up so he could sing with. Since we both have such AMAZING voices, ok well not at this moment but you know what I mean. Atom's real name is Adam if you must know, but Adam is such a boring name. We stopped when we saw my mother walking the dog just about a hundred meters ahead. Sitting down quickly hoping she would not notice. Its not like my mom isn't strict she is just really into car safety-ish.

We drove past were my mother was and past the creepy haunted house as we drove down the hill towards our house. Well its not really a house but more of a massive 2 story apartment. Now the creepy scary house, that is scary! Not only in the night but in the day and that is saying something.! It has got a massive garden in the front, with a lot of pots filled with grass, with grass untrimmed all around. Statues poking out here and there, the worst is the terracotta army but they are all black. The house looks abandon and deserted the front house was just very dirty and slightly ruined, the middle house is much worse but not the worst, the 2 houses were attached by a bridge, which is clearly dangerous to walk on. It was all twisted and rusty. The back and final house (which we could see) is the worst the roof was broken and trees were growing out of the roof.

Now my apartment building looked like Jumanji, I am not lying, the walls of the building are supposed to be white but, here the walls are covered in fungus causing the walls to be green and brown (yuck) the neighbours houses are also filled with plants, so much that it is growing out the houses up and down too. You should of see the housing agents face when i said "SHIT! it looks like Jumanji" and people its funny cus they thought i was older, at the time i was 16. 

So... we jumped out of the car and raced to my up to my place. No one wants to be the last one up since well lets just say my neighbour is scary and that being locked out is not fun with him there! 

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AN right well i wanted to write more but someone has been harping for an upload so tada!!! this is not the completed.... so i will continue this later... sorry have not written in a while i have been busy

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