Austin and Ally Episodes

Rockers & Writers

Season 1, Episode 1

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Interior. Sonic Boom
Trish:    (entering) Hey Ally! Guess who got a job at Cupcake City?!
Ally:    Thanks Trish, but there's no eating in the store... But I do like cupcakes, gimme that! (grabs cupcake and starts eating it)
Trish:    Yeah, they give us all the rejects, that one I dropped on the floor! (Trish leaves to take call)
Ally:    Uhhh! (throws cupcake out) Well that's what I get for breaking the rules. Hey, do you want to go to the movies Sunday?
Old Lady:    Oh, I'd love to go to the movies!
Ally:    Oh..um, great, because you're exactly the person I was asking.
Old Lady:    It's a date! (exits)
Ally:    Can't wait, lady.. I never met! (Turns around to see Trish) Yeah, oh, where did you go?
Trish:    I was on the phone. That was work. Apparently, being there is part of the job! (walks out) Gotta go. (Lester enters the store) Hey Mr. Dawson! (exits)
Lester:    (Entering) Guess who found 37 more cents?
Ally:    Dad, stop taking money out of the mall fountain. Those are people's wishes!
Lester:    Well my wish came true. I have 37 more cents!
Ally:    Oh, and speaking of wishes, Dad, is there any way I can put a piano upstairs in my practice room? The one I'm using is older than the lady I'm dating Sunday. (Lester looks confused at Ally) Long story.
Lester:    Honey, I know you love music, but the odds of making it in the music biz are like a bazillion to one. Come here.
Ally & Lester:    (Do handshake) Boom! (Lester exits, ALLY goes and reads at the counter)
Dez:    (Austin and Dez enter from back of store) And action! (Austin starts playing drums with corn dogs)
Ally:    (ALLY stops reading and walks over) (Ally whistles) Did you not see the 'Please do not play the drums' sign?
Austin:    It's OK, I'm an awesome drummer! (Austin holds up a corn dog in each hand and continues to play drums)
Ally:    (Stops Austin) Okay, what you just said has nothing to do with what I just said, are those corn dogs?
Austin:    (Austin bites a corn dog and moans) Mmhm...
Ally:    Ew, uh, do you know how dirty these drums are, and how unhealthy corn dogs are, and there's no food allowed in here!
Dez:    I'll handle this Austin. Ma'am! We are making a music video, I am the director, although I prefer the term, filmmaker. (Dez flips his phone in the air, and drops it) And cut!
Austin:    We're gonna need a lot of instruments! I can play anything, piano, drums, guitar, harp! I can even play a trumpet, through another trumpet! (Austin plays trumpet through another trumpet) (Everyone in store claps for him)
Dez:    Okay, okay, well I can play a harmonica, through a sousaphone. (Dez puts a harmonica in the sousaphone, blows into sousaphone. Harmonica fly's out into the Old Lady's mouth. Dez rushes over) Prepare to be Heimlich-ed! (Dez gives the Old Lady the Heimlich maneuver)
Austin:    Here's the thing about the instruments-
Ally:    You don't have any money! (Austin and Ally walk over to counter)
Austin:    What if, I pay you back when I get rich and famous?
Ally:    Great! Just have your butler fly over on your private jet and drop off a sack of shiny gold coins!
Austin:    Really?!
Ally:    No. (The old lady's false teeth fly out onto table with harmonica)
Dez:    Got it! (Ally picks up the teeth and puts it in Austin's hand)
Theme Song
Interior. Ally's Practice Room
Ally:    (Playing piano and singing)
♫ You don't know, know, know
My name, name, name
Gonna make, make, make you do a double take ♫
(Ally turns and sees Austin, stops singing) Ah! Uh, how long have you been standing there?
Austin:    I was wondering if I could get a discount on this harmonica. Ya know, because it's been in the Old Lady?
Ally:    Uh, this is my private practice room, do you not see the "Keep Out" sign?
Austin:    Hey, I like that song. But if you wanna make it really catchy, you gotta speed it up!
♫ You don't know, know, know
My name, name, name
I'm gonna make, make, make 'em do a double take ♫ (Austin plays harmonica)
Cool, there's still some OLD LADY spit in here! (Austin blows the spit out on Ally)

Ally:    Ew! (Ally starts to pull Austin out of her practice room) Goodbye and in the future please obey signs! (Austin plays harmonica from outside, Ally kicks the door before walking away)
Interior. Sonic Boom
Trish:    (Entering) Guess who got a job at, the Magic Store?! (Trish throws a smoke bomb at a group of teens)
Ally:    What about your job at Cupcake City?
Trish:    Apparently being a horrible employee is grounds for termination. Isn't that shocking? (Shocks Ally) Magic shock finger. Oh, I better go, I started my five minute break two hours ago. (Starts to sing while exiting)
♫ They wanna know, know, know
Your name, name, name ♫