The name's akume. Meaning dark beauty. I'm from the UK. I moved to the US after I got adopted. I don't know anything about my family. I was left with only my name, a Japanese name. I like hard metal music, and naruto.
I have long, straight black hai...
"He's late" naruto whines, as we sit in class waiting for kakashi to hurry his ass over here.
"Naruto just sit down!" You can guess who said that. "I don't want to" naruto replies. GO NARU! "how come our teacher is the only teacher that is late?! I ready to roll, believe it! The other groups already met there teacher and took off on some adventure or something" if you call washing dishes as an adventure then you are probably right. "And iruka-sensei is gone too!"
"We know OK?" Rumbling noise was heard as naruto climbed a lader to put a trap for kakashi. You know the ones we did in kinergarden.. Yea those.. "Hey what are you doing?" "Stripping while pole dancing" I reply sarcasticly "What is that?!" Both naruto and sakura ask at the time "Innocent people" I mumble under my breath.
Kakashi opens the door and sticks his head in, causing the eraser to fall on his head.
"I got him! He totally fell for it!" Naru yells laughing.
"I'm sorry sensei I told him to not do it, but he wouldn't listen! I would never do something like that!" Pinkette says with fake innocence. I swiped out my phone and put on "why you always lying? why the fuck you lying?" Everyone looks at me. I shrug. Kakashi picks up the eraser and looks at it. "Hmmm how do I put this.." He says in fake deep thought "my first impression of this group.. Your a bunch of idiots" causing every one to sweat drop. "Correction second for me" I say . "Meet me on the roof" I used my transportation jutsu and waited for them on the roof.
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"Slow pokes" I mutter as they finally arrive,.
"Why don't you introduce your self one at a time"
"Introduce our self? Well what are we seppose to say?"
"Things you like.. things you hate.. Dreams for the future.. Hobbies.. things like that" I cut in first "you first kakashi"
He points at him self "I'm kakashi hataki. Things I Like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that.. My dreams for the future.. Never really thought about it.. As for my hobbies.. I have a lot of hobbies"
" that was totally useless all he really told us was he's name" muttered sakura. "Ain't that obvious, sweetheart" I say "OK your turn, you on the right"
"MY TURN!" I clear my throat. " many things I like and hate in life I have countless of hobbies and my dream for the future... TO BECOME A MOTHA FUCKING STRIPPER!" I say with a serious face ..silence.. I burst out in laughter. "Oh lord that funny!"
"Ok we're all unique and have different thoughts we will have ou-"poof off I go desapearing.
~ next day~ " Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's Rollin' up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'm-a fight Till we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'm-a fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop" my music blows. I walk down town to meet up with my team. Of course receiving looks.
" Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys tried to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us" you hear the music still playing as I'm getting disgusted look from sasuke, sakura and naruto.
Next up blah blah blah by kesha
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah Zip your lips like a padlock And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox I don't really care where you live at Just turn around boy and let me hit that Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat Just show me where your dick's at"
Kakashi came when she said "just show me where your dick's at" and let me tell you, his expression was priceless. I turn off the music, and look at him. "YOUR LATE!" sakura and naru yell at him at the same time.
"A black cat crossed his path he had to take the long way" I said. Earning a shocked fa- eye from kakashi. Kakashi clears his throat "Well let's get started-" set for noon, bell, sakura with oblivious questions and statements, you know the drill.
Stomach grumbling was equoing thought the forest. "Good thing I don't care, or much rather left or I would as hungry as a bear, or y'all."I say causing everyone to sweatdrop. Then more boring words.
" when I say start, you can begin" of course naru attacked. All I could say is #FAIL
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#REALNINJA!
like for real... Look...
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His hair even says "ninja"
Sorry for updating like REALLY REALLY late since last year...
