Onn drecshon x Sophia

Onn drecshon x Sophia - Sheppings????

SO AFTRR SOME WHILE~~~~~

so um, I cnt beleeev it. am sleppin wit ZAYEEN. I dun even leik zayeen omg! I bough t his oneedeee lemeted edishon farts and it smell leik dog and oreeng :( I haet doegs der smelly and dey drop poo-poos. also orenges r healty fur u but who eets oraenges anymur???? we hav oice crem an pezza they r hlethy too lol.

so aney way I luked outsid and saw onedee signnein autographes. OMG HOW COULD THEY????? THEY'RE ALL MY BOYFRIENDS AND THEY B CHEATTEN ON ME??????? ugh I cnt beleev it I was about to crii vbut luckily I red somne 1D x reader funfacs and hrry x loeis fanfricks, lol.

butt, when I wus reeding, I herd loois and hrry in teh small bathroom nxt to me. I herd dis:

"oemg hrry ur embressing me, wot if somebody culd hear?????"

"shuhs, nobody's in her we ken do it her."

omg...whut r dey telking abouyt????

"uhm whut if ther's a secret cahmruh in her hrry????"

"shus"

omg......are they abut to kess?

"okey so um hrry do I put et in her"

"no no wrong place u idiot"

"um deos it goe in the back"

"yes the cord goe in the beck know hurr y up, we ned 2 pley dis geam!!"

oh....lol who cqres I tapped dem seying whut dey sed.

den I herd the bus moveeng. OMG WE'R GOEN ON TUR?????

I whent 2 teh Levin rom wher zayen usully wos eatin orengs. ew.

I set down nxt to him, ew he smell.

bot anyweys I lestend to der moosic and wus about 2 slepp. butt teh wrost theng heppen. I wus sleppin on zayeen shouldr. ohmg it smell like dogy poo-poo.

*zayens p.vo.*

omg...she feeling asleep on maqi shoulder. shis so cyoot. wuts even bettr is dat I am sleppin wit her. I have teh prefect ider whn she go to slepp. oh leem is her. jurkfaec. hes probebly tryin to steel mai soapy.

(leems poev)

So uh, I uh, woulked in to the, uh, rum. I saw uh, Sophia resting on uh, zayeens sholdur. I was uh, bloosin. I uh, shipehed it soe much, uh. oh waoit loois and hrry came intoe teh uh, rum.

*sopheees po.v*

ugh wots wit dat smell? itsh so desgustin. I joomped up and sed,

"ew zayeen u crep. u smell leik doge poo-poo's"

he wenked at me. crep.

"bby, ull see dat u wont me."

ugh creep he's such a poo-poo. there's noe wai thet I culd wont him hes so oogly and hes bluck her, and hes bleck jacket. bleck is so ugly its dark its noawt even vebreant.

den... I hurd loois say thes...

"omg I shep zayeen and sopeh."

...................................WHAT.

end of whatever chepteer this is idc.