"Ooooh myyy..." - George Takei
A huge, green ogre stormed out of the house, he stomped through the door of the filthy hut. The man was tall, but also very fat. A low rumble escaped Yoda's chapped lips, he had a huge fetish for big green fat guys. "WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME SWEMP?!" Yoda grumbles in response. "Very sorry, I am, lost, I am." The Jedi master said in his sexy gravely voice. Shrek stared at Yoda, doing his best not to jizz himself. "...why don't ye come inside...?" The grumpy ogre said, thinking of some pretty perverted stuff. Yoda nodded and followed him inside...
