Do you like to Party?
I’ve never been before
I don't get invited
I think they’re a snore
I’ve always wished to go
I love the dance floor
I'd get down with my bad self
And drink more and more
Getting loose as a goose
Heck, I might get lucky
Find a sleezy girl to “love”
And I wont find her yucky
It would be so easy
It would be so fun
I’d swing my bat,
Skip the base
And HOMERUN!
However, woe is me
When I’d go out to pee
I’d unzip my pants
And discover an STD.
That girl would get it now
I'd powder my pimp hand
Yes, I would be damn angry
With that one night stand
Until one day I’d get a call
And ,no, not from my mother
The skank would say I’m a daddy
And that would be a bother
Fatherhood would come and go
Even though it should last forever
I took her ass on the Maury Show
To say I’d be a father never
With that one remarkable remark
I shot to stardom in days
Now I have all dem bitches
In twenty-five different ways
To bad this wouldn’t happen
I guess it’s for the better
I’m doomed to look like Bill Cosby
In a fleece turtle neck sweater
-FIN-
***P.S and Oh hey
You having a nice day?
I forgot to mention
That I am ridiculously gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
