Hey, um, I dont really know what to plan on this chapter so, I'll just have this chapter, with texts, yeah? Chapter 13 will be the Vegas part.
???: hi is this harry
Harry Stylez: yea, and who this?
???: look out the window
Harry Stylez: bitch, im on a airplane, and nobody is outside idiot
???: JESUS CHRIST HARRY! ITS CAMILA!
*Harry Stylez has changed ??? name to Cabeyyo* *Cabeyyo has changes Harry Stylez name to 4 nipples*
4 nipples: f u
Cabeyyo: f u 2
4 nipples: f u 3
Cabeyyo: f u 4 NIPPLES
4 nipples: ur just jelly that lauren can only suck 2 nipples bitch
Cabeyyo: ur just pissed off that zayn cant notice you at all
*Cabeyyo added Lauren Jauregui to the group chat*
Lauren Jauregui: why
Cabeyyo: cuz i luv u
4 nipples: ewwwwwwww
Cabeyyo: i bet its more "ewwwwwwww" when you and zayn have sex, since you like to suck dick when you cover it with chocolate syrup
Lauren Jauregui: WHAT THE FUCKKK
Lauren Jauregui: YOU BITCHZ R DIZGUSTING
Lauren Jauregui: im leaving, dont put me in this again or ill hunt you both
*Lauren Jauregui just left the group chat*
*Cabeyyo added Lauren Jauregui to the group chat*
*Lauren Jauregui just left the group chat*
*Cabeyyo added Lauren Jauregui to the group chat*
*Lauren Jauregui just left the group chat*
*Cabeyyo added Lauren Jauregui to the group chat*
4 nipples: JUSTTTTTT STOOPPPPPPPP THE DAMN SOUND IS ANNOYING
Cabeyyo: then mute it
Lauren Jauregui: HAH!
*Cabeyyo has changed Lauren Jauregui's name to Camila's Bitch*
Camila's Bitch: oh
Camila's Bitch: my
Camila's Bitch: lord.
Camila's Bitch: Happy Belated Birthday Hazbro! Sorry, I forgot to greet ya on February 1, 2016
4 nipples: oh, thanks Lern :) but ur slut hasnt greeted me yet
Cabeyyo: HAPPY DAMN BIRTHDAY COCK SUCKER! 22 SON OF A BITCH
4 nipples: oh, thanks for your rude arse greeting, you arent getting anything when I come home
Cabeyyo: just shut it, cock sucker
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Jade B. Thirlwall: why wont you speak to me? Did i do anything wrong?
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