Rule The Galaxy

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Rule the Galaxy (Parody of "Wrecking Ball" By Miley Cyrus)

Protect the ex-queen
That's what it seems
The council wants
From Obi-Wan and I

We kissed and I
Fell under her spell
But love is forbidden
For a Jedi

They will always
Say fear will lead
To hate let go of
What you fear
You'll lose

I saved my masters
Life by having my
Arm sliced off by
Count Dooku

I could've been a
Jedi knight but I
Never gained Sam Jacksons
Trust, now all I want
Is to save them all
But now all I want
Is to rule the Galaxy
Yeah rule the Galaxy

I used the force
To choke my wife
And now she's lying
On the ground

Because I've turned Obi-Wan
Let me burn and now I'm
Lying legless on the ground

So hence fourth from this
Day Darth Vader is my
Name, I must wear a
Cool life support suit

I will spend my life
Hunting Jedi Knights
And killing rebels too.

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