Fangirls on Fleek

You Know Your a Fangirl When....

Def. ['fangerl ] NOUN
Fangirl. This word might terrify you, or you may know the definition by heart. Prehaps you identify as one yourself. But here is my guide. DISCLAIMER: This may or may not be inaccurate, depending on your definition of fangirl. LOL
There are many types of fangirls. But the ones listed here are only a small portion of the existing titles, however, it applies to most categories. (OMFG. Look at me trying to sound pro, when that was probably more confusing than Spongebob on crack. Lol.)
Let's get started!
Book Fangirls
These fangirls are likely to be associated with the term "geek", but these fangirls know that there is fine line between the two.
These fangirls are likely to be into what's "in", and tend to laugh at the poor attempts of the movies recreations, or cry at the genius of the director.
Ex. of books these fangirls will likely be infatuated with.
·Hunger Games
·TFIOS
·Divergent
·The 5th Wave
·Percy Jackson
·Warriors
·Twilight
·The Selection
·And are basically bound to love all John Green
Band Fangirls
These fangirls are arguably the most dangerous. Each and every one of them knows the real meaning behind "Cake", or at least know what it means. They want to squeal and scream when anything about their band baes is published. Their walls are basically a college girls collage wall, except with bands ( primarily boy bands. ) You can expect them to have a T-shirt, and every kind of merch (maybe even a DNA sample, or their split ends from their last hair cut) related to them. They wouldn't care whose blood they have spill to get tickets to see them. (Or be willing to spend 10,000 for the tickets on eBay.)
These fangirls with likely be infatuated with:
·5sos
·1D
·(I know this isn't a band related thing, but they have probably also read every fanfic related to their band baes on Wattpad.)
·All Time Low
·One Republic
·Nirvana
Music Fangirls
These fangirls know when to draw the line in the sand when it comes between band and music fangirls. These fangirls know that they can't stick with the basic singers, or else that comprises their title. You can expect these gals to have a record player, or their playlist will include some of the following:
·Lana Del Rey
·Marina and the Diamonds
·Shawn Mendez
·(you have to love Melanie Martinez.)
· Zayn Malik (a sorry reminder)
·Lots of indie artists
Celeb Fangirls
These girls are always tuned in any actor/actress award show. Ex: Oscars.
They cry at their favs accomplishments, and also cry at their losses. They know the difference between these kinds of tears. They also love every single show/movie/song/album their celeb cutie has produced or starred in (regardless of whether they hate it, or love it).
They gotta cry over:
·Jennifer Lawrence
·Taylor Swift
·Gale and Peeta (yes I am ashamed that idk what their names are)
·Jacob and Edward (yes I forgot their names)
·Harrison Ford
·Zac Efron
·All movie stars
Other/Etc. Fangirls
Fangirls like this are all over the place, or belong in another category that is not listed here. They may even be a combination of these. Some of these fangirls just go with the flow, only fangirling about the lastest trends.
They will also be disappointed in me for not explaining further.
Master Fangirls
Master Fangirls dabble in all of these, but always have one specific profession of fangirl that they are boss b*tch with. They have the authority to train all fangirls, and never leave their fangirl baes in the dust. She knows all the latest news about her band baes, celeb cuties, etc. She's the first to know and the first to tell. All hail the Master Misses.

You know your a fangirl when you obsess about any of of these things above, or relate to them, but know that no one can simply become a master fangirl.
Thanks for reading my first part to fangirlism (jk, this ain't no guide. Yes I just said 'ain't')
Hope you lived through this, and I educated you on the fangirl types, so bye! (The picture is so true to those who have a fangirl senpai, am I right?)
-Clb102 (AKA , the writer of this chapter who wishes to conceal her name. Hehehehehe)