All fangirls know that moment when the fandom has failed them. When their favorite band has lost a member. (R.I.P. Zayn)
When they read the chapter that the main character dies in. When the movie is nothing like the book, and you can already tell that that all the others are going to suck.
The feels. The feels.
Or maybe their band released a new album, or music video. Maybe their fav author published a new book. Maybe a new TV show is coming out, and its based on a series they like.
The feels. The feels.
Here's a scale of 'The Feels' (sorry it's screwed up, but you get the idea)
-100000000 +10000000
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When anything When anything
Bad happens. Good Happens.
Imagine getting stabbed in the heart. Multiply that by 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Yeah.
The feels. It hurts either way. When something super frickin amazing boss a*s b**** happens, the feels are so great, and so amazingly awesome, that it hurts. Like when you laugh so hard, it hurts.
However, on the lower end of the scale, it hurts no matter what.
Whenever guys talk about girls being overly emotional, darn right we are! It's just that we have better things to do (like obsessing over band baes), than listen to your stereotypical crap about women. Honestly, ain't nobody got time for that! Whether it's true or naw.
(No offense to fanboys. Xoxoxo. *grabs walkie talkie* "Get the rope and duct tape.... Pronto!!")
Anywaaaaays......
The feels are dangerous. You never want to be in the midst of a fangirl, with the feels. Good or bad, it could get ugly.
You know you've got the feels when you experience these symptoms:
·Over excitement
·The feeling of wanting to stab someone
·Extreme fatigue from the feels keeping you up at night
·Faster heart rate
·Heart ache
·When you're fangirling more than usual
All these symptoms cannot be treated by a doctor. It's the feels. Usually it passes over a time span of around 1week. Or when your band baes are featured on the front cover of Rolling Stones, and embarrasses the whole fandom. Immediate anger.
Raaaaaagggggggggeeeeeee!!!!!!!
That, my friends, is a whole other feeling. One that kills.
Thanks for reading, and watch out. Fangirls are deadly in the feels mode.
-Clb102
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