Fangirls on Fleek

The Profession of Stalking

Hello Fangirlians! (And/or random person who decided to read this.)
I'm back to tell you about the art of stalking. (Disclaimer: don't be creepy, and physically stalk your band bae or celeb crush, unless you don't mind a restraining order or two. Not that I would know.)
In this day and age, people are always aware of the status of their friends and other people, what with Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.
Really, all you have to do is master a couple steps, and you will be the best fangirl with all the deets on your latest fangirl obsession.
Part 1: Social Media
Step 1: Always read the captions, or the description on a photo or video, and always read the Tweets. They can tell you alot, like what they're doing, where they're going, what kind of lamps they like, and what hardware store they like to shop at. Just the usual stuff.
Step 2: Examine the facts. Always take a good look at the background. Don't pay attention to their face, no matter how cute it is. A picture is worth a million words, but to fangirls, it's worth a billion questions. Who's that person their with? Bf? Gf? They haven't changed their relationship status... Where are they? What if they're right outside my door? Omg! (Runs to go check.) Dang it. Nothing.
Step 3: Check other fangirls accounts. Maybe they know something you don't, and if they do, thank them, and interrogate them to ask what else they know. This is serious business! After interrogation, you can then take her to Starbucks so that they don't think that you're a total psychopath. After all, we are humane....
Step 4: Sit back and relax. Facebook stalking and whatever-other-social-media stalking is exhausting, considering you probably spent hours at your computer figure out when they release their next album.

Thanks for reading the next chapter in my How to Fangirl book! (Sorry it was kind of short)
Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed, and if you did, feel free to vote and comment, maybe on what advice I should post next!
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-Clb102