Dear Diary,
Today I found a dead cat under my TV. I was just in the secret room when I heard a weird sound. I just looked for something, and I just found a cat. Dead. It smelled like broccoli, which I love. Since I was hungry, I eated the cat and it tasted like my floor.
It wasn't bad.
I decided to let it age for a couple days, for all the flavors to matchurr. This will be amazing in a couple days!
I'll keep you informed on it.
Poot.
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Poot Lovato's Diary
FanfictionA diary by the one and only Poot Lovato. This was found after a long investigation of the house she was trapped in. I hope you enjoy!
