"Look, hear me out! All I want is for you to listen to what I have to say!" Roshan yelled from outside.
"No thank you! If I wanted to listen to sh*t.. I would put my ear against the bathroom door after Dey had finished eating Chinese from the Chinese shop down the road!" I shouted at him.
I went to go put the bat back since the burglar and the criminal who dropped my plate ON THE DAMN FLOOR was only Ella! Lucky bum. She is so lucky I didn't use my Jackie Chan movies on her.
"No no no. If you wanted to listen to sh*t.. you would go to the boys bathroom after they've eaten sloppy joes at school! Let me tell you, it sounds like mud falling into a puddle!" Ella shouted from the kitchen.
I started silently cracking up because I was laughing too hard. That shit sounds nasty! Damn just some messed up sloppy sh*t coming out their asses.. nasty.
"Nah that's not even it... if you wanted to listen to sh*t.. you would stand right next to Roshan at Sandra's party trying to flirt with that girl.. Damn! Now that was sh*t!" I shouted back at her.
I started laughing (just thinking back to that awful moment when I saw how much of a smooth talker he really was, even though he failed dramatically) while I was leaning on the wall and almost fell on my face while I could hear Ella laughing and sinking to the ground, clapping like a seal.
"Uh, hello! I'm still here!" Roshan shouted from outside.
"Who told ya ass to stay!? Get out of here!" We both shouted at him.
"Not until you listen to what I have to say!" He shouted back.
"B*tch what part of NO do you not understand! The N or the O!" I shouted at him.
"I ain't dumb you know!" He shouted.
Ella came out of the kitchen with her chunky ass sandwich! I don't understand how this over sized cow don't gain any weight. The amount of food this girl can digest will make you wonder why her stomach didn't give up on her already.
"Ella, how much freaking ham, chicken, BBQ sauce, burger sauce, and casserole did you use!?" I shouted.
"Fat b*tch." Roshan said quietly outside.
Is this fool still here!? Why these dudes so thirsty!? I mean damn! I know I'm good looking, but please biatch! Enough's enough!
"At least Hello Kitty didn't say goodbye to me!" Ella shouted at him before putting her 10 storey high looking sandwich on the table.
She open the closet and grabbed the bat and walked towards the door. Uh oh! This is not good!
"Ella, what are you going to do?" I asked worried.
I followed her as she ignored me until she opened the door to see a pretty annoyed Roshan standing there.
"Oh Keia!" He said relieved. "Ella." He said depressed to see her.
He regarded her as she gave him her mischievous grin. I'm depressed to see you Roshan, stupid mofo.
"What are you going to do Ella? Put away the bat!" I told her.
Roshan chuckled slightly while rubbing his chin trying to look good when his face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
"What can this fat b*tch do with a bat? She can't do sh*t she just frontin'." Roshan said trying to sound all cool and sh*t.
Lord, as much as I despise my sister at times because she can be a right ass; and now I despise Roshan for playing me into thinking he cared about me in my time of need and didn't use me to get back at Dustin.
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