1. Meet Katy
2. Challenge Keith and Katy to a Segway race whilst belting out the lyrics to Killer Queen.
3. Say hello to her Hello Kitty Tattoo.
4. Run into John and Katy making out so that they have no way to deny their relationship and you may live the rest of your days in peace
5. Stroke Kitty Purry. Menacingly. Because she's your bitch.
6. Get an autograph from her nose crinkle
7. Buy all the tickets to her concert then set up ten GoPro cameras to catch the reaction from the goddess who's used to conquering the world's wildest audiences seeing your single derp-ass face staring at her from the first row.
8. Steal the pan flute
9. Bathe in Cheetos together
10. Feel her golden nuggets
11. Watch the fudging Super Bowl BTS documentary bc WHO THE FUCK HAS VERISON??!!1
12. Murder the nose ring
13. Break into Katy's house whilst playing 'Mission Impossible' background music.
14. Summon llamas with pan-flutes on Machu Picchu.
15. Rap Peacock in sync with Katy.
16. Go to La Super Rica together
17. Murder the slicked-back ponytail
18. Sniff the tracksuit(ssssssssssssss)
19. Figure out if she poops glitter
20. Figure out whether or not she gave birth to the tracksuit.
21. Give her a knife, tiara, dynamite, laser beam, cigarettes, a cake in a cabinet, and caviar.
22. Attend the military camp (from POM) together.
23. Go on Mount Fuji and twerk in Twerking Ice-Cream costumes.
24. Witness her accepting a marriage proposal.
25. Get a kiss from her.
26. Swinging from vines and hollering like Tarzan from the Roar music video venue.
27. Rap battle with Grandma Ann
28. An acoustic album.
29. Wake Katy up in the morning with Tamra
30. Get John to surprise her with a song and prepare for your heart to melt.
A/N: What's on the top of your katycat bucket list?
