~time skip~
Armin's P.O.V
"Okay Armin, you're done." I finally heard Levi say, and Krista handed me her phone to look at myself. The moment I had the phone in my hands I put on the camera app to look at myself and- HOLY FUCK.
"OH MY A FRECKLE JESUS." I accidently gasped out. I looked beautiful. I looked so beautiful I could get a boner just by looking at myself.
"Well?" said Levi as he looked at me.
"...I look like Kim Kardashian."
"Perfect response."
Connie's P.O.V
Its 3rd peridod, Sasha and I are in Gym. Mikasa is doing push-ups like a boss, Reiner is lifting weights like a god, Marco is doing one arm pull-ups like it's not at least half hard, but Sasha, Eren, and I are pretty much dying.
"IM....SO...HUNGRY!!!" screamed Sasha in between breaths.
"YOU HAD A BAG OF CHIPS BEFORE GYM." I yelled at her.
"BUT I SHARED THEM WITH YOU!"
"I HAD LIKE, THREE OUT OF THE 100 CHIPS!"
"ALSO-"
"And that was like...TEN MINITUES AGO POTATOE GIRL."
"I'M A GROWING ADULT MAN."
"YOU STOPPED GROWING YEARS AGO!"
"IM HUNGRY!"
"For what?" Reiner said all pervertly. "For a little bit of Connie?"
"NOT NOW REINDEER. GO LIFT YOURSELF OUT OF HELL."
"Freckle Jesus's shit Sasha, did you make a deal with Potato Satan?"
"I heard my name?" said Marco as he walked over to us taking a break from the pull up bar.
"GAHHHHH. CAN YOU GUYS LIKE BACK THE FUCK UP PLEASE. I'M HUNGRY AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT YOUR SOULS." screamed Sasha. As she said that they all backed away to continue with their exercises, while Eren and I continue to do fake pushups, just so our coach dosnt go all berserk on us. But Sasha continued to stay sitting and pouted.
"I would do some kind of exercise if I were you Sasha." Eren said. "Coach will be pissed if you don't, Hanji already sent him over the ledge today."
When he said that I looked over to all the seniors who were running laps around the gym. Hanji decided to be a genius today and brought silly string to school, and who's the ONE person she wants to spray? THE COACH. And because of her everyone has to do intense training for the rest of the class, or else we take a zero.
"God damnit Hanji." I laugh out. But I stopped laughing the moment I saw coach Kieth walk straight for us and grabbed me by the head.
"WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPRINGER?!" he screamed at me.
"PUSH-UPS SIR!" I holler back in fear.
"YOU CALL THAT A PUSH UP?! THOES ARE BABY PUSH UPS YOU PIECE OF DOG CRAP. MIKASA IS DOING LAPS AROUND YOU, AND SHE'S A GIRL!"
"I'M SORRY COACH! I WILL TRY TO DO BETTER!"
"AND ALSO-" he was about to continue but he took a look at Sasha and dropped me. "AND YOU!" he said in a horrible tone of voice. "WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING DOWN!"
"I WAS HUNGRY AND TIRED SIR, AND IT'S HARD FOR ME TO WORK WHILE HUNGRY SIR!" Sasha screamed in fear.
"Sigh...What am I going to do with you damn teenagers..." With that he pulled an apple out his pocket and handed it to her, and walked away yelling "EVERYONE TAKE A FIVE MINITUE BREAK!" At that moment everyone collapsed, except Mikasa, she kept doing pushups.
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Beauty and The Horse(A Jearmin Fanfiction)
FanfictionIn Sina High, everything is normal. The bullies will be bullies, the nerds are nerds, and the school's favorite couple, Jean and Armin, will be Jean and Armin. Then suddenly one day without warning, Jean, disappears without a trace, without a clue...