Chapter 17

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After school, Sophia and I went home.
We sat at the table with Nanni, and my mom and they were on there phones looking at furniture.
"Omg Sophia!! Look at this tree slice!!" Said Nanni.
"What is a tree slice??" 😂😂 said Sophia.
"It's a little table!! Look it! It's so cool" said Nanni.
"I like tree slices" said Sophia.
"Hm..." I said.
Sophia got up to get chocolate milk and she brought the carton back to the table.
"Ohhhhh! It's rich and creamy" she said.
"BAHAHAHAH you need some milk" I yelled.
"Dude" 😂 Sophia yelled.
"remember manda was dating this guy named dude?" I said.
"Omg yesssss" 😂 said Sophia.
"Who's the guy that dressed up as scooby doo at your 4th birthday party??" Said Sophia.
"That was Ryan" 😂😂😂 I said laughing.
"Umm... Did dude dress up as Shaggy?" Said Sophia.
"I think so 😂😂" I said.
"You got scared every time he took his wig off" said Sophia.
"Omg stop!!!" 😂😂😂 I yelled.
"That party was the best!!" Said Nanni.
"I like to chew" said Sophia.
"That's great!" I said.
"Do you guys want to go to pet smart??" Said Nanni.
"Sure!!" We said in excitement.
We put on our shoes and ran out the door.
Sophia found a catalog on the floor and it was full of furniture.
"NANNI I FOUND A TREE SLICE!!"
"Omg not this again!" 😂 I yelled.
We finally arrived at pet smart and we saw the cutest puppy ever. It had brown fur and cute little pink paws.
Sophia ran up to the puppy and said...
"OMG!! I'm going to name you Brown Squishy Mountains!" Yelled Sophia.
"Quit giving your kids alcohol lady!!" Yelled the old man walking the dog.
"OMG I'm so done" 😂😂😂😂 I said.
We walked into the store and we went over by the fish we walked to the end and this tank didn't have fish.... We looked inside of the tank and something came out from behind the rock. It was a tarantula.
Sophia and I screamed and ran away. The manager yelled at us and gave us a warning. Like wtf is this? School?
We went by the cats and Sophia kept saying.
"I'm going to name you brown squishy mountains, and I'm going to name you brown squishy mountains, and I'm going to name you brown squishy mountains!"
"Dude chill out!" 😂 I yelled.
Nanni called us up to the front of the store and we were about to leave.
"Ohh food!!" 😍 yelled Sophia.
She took out one of the dog treats because it had frosting and sprinkles and she started eating it.
"BRO, THATS A DOG TREAT!!!" I yelled.
"Are you eating dog treats??" Yelled the manager.
"WHAT. I thought they were animal crackers!!!" Sophia yelled.
"Get out of my store, you have caused nothing but trouble" he yelled.
Nanni payed for the dog food for Reggie and we left.
Sophia looked so embarrassed 😂😂.
Nanni drove us to Starbucks and we went inside and got our drinks.
"Ew the cashier looks like a stripper" said Sophia.
"You need help" I said.
We ordered our drinks and they asked for our names. We told them our names were Hunter & Weston. 😌
As we were walking out some old lady walked in and yelled at one of the ladies who worked here...
"HEY BIG BOOTY JUDY!!"
Sophia and I just laughed and walked out 😂. We turned around and realized that lady was actually a man... 😂
Nanni drove us to Michaels crafting store and Sophia and I get way too excited about that store. 😂
We bought rhinestones, stickers, candy, phone cases, and scrapbooks.
Nanni drove us home, and as soon as Sophia and I got home she put rhinestones on her case that said "Sophia loves food" 😂.
Sophia and I walked down to Hunter and Weston's house and we went to the park.
"Tree slice" 😂 I said.
"The dog treat..." 😂 said Sophia.
"What are you guys talking about?" 😂 said Weston.
"When we got home from school, our grandma was looking at furniture and she said "OMG SOPHIA LOOK AT THIS TREE SLICE!!" 😂😂 I said.
"Omg 😂😂 and explain the dog treat" 😂 said Hunter.
"Bailey don't!!" 😂 said Sophia.
"Ugh fine" I said.
"No tell us!!!" Said Weston.
"Go ahead" 😂 said Sophia.
"Before we left Pet Smart Sophia went over by the dog treats and there was one with sprinkles and frosting.. And she ate it and she got yelled at because she thought it was an animal cracker...." 😂😂😂 I said.
Weston and Hunter started laughing hysterically, until the point where they were crying. 😂😂😂
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Did you enjoy your dog treat Soph?
~Bailey 👅

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