Chapter 30

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After breakfast, we went to the mall.
As soon as we got there we went in the kids play area. Because we are all secretly 5 years old. 🌚
"BOUNCY!!!!" Yelled Weston.
"Weston come under the tunnel! We can play hide and seek!!" Yelled Hunter.
"Can I play??" Yelled Ashton.
"Dude, when did you get here? 😂" said Sophia.
"My mommy just dropped me off" Said Ashton. 😂
"Oh" 😂 said Sophia.
"YAYYY SOPHIA YOUR COUNTING BUTT HEAD!" I said in a baby voice.
"NUH UH!" Sophia said in a baby voice.
"I wanna hide!!!" I whined.
Parents kept giving us judgmental looks.
"HEY OLD SAGGY GRANDMA LADY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Yelled Ashton.
The parents rolled their children away from the play area.
"LETS PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!!" Yelled Weston.
"YES!" I yelled.
"I wanna play house!!" Said Ashton.
"NOT YET YOU DIRTY CRAB!" Said Hunter.
"But I wanna!" Ashton Whined.
"After this!" Said Hunter.
"Okay boob wrangler" said Ashton.
"Duck duck duck.... GOOSE!!!" Weston yelled as he picked Ashton.
After we played duck duck goose we played house. So basically instead of staying in the play area, we had to go all around the mall and pretend we were a family. Whoever breaks character first has to go into the fountain.
Bailey: Mom
Weston: Dad
Sophia: Teenage Daughter
Hunter: Sophia's Boyfriend
Ashton: My Son
"Ashton? Where the fuck are you?" I yelled.
I got rude looks from parents, but it was funny.
"IMMA spank your ass if you don't get over here!" Yelled Weston.
"Ugh Mom & Dad shut up, you're embarrassing me!" Sophia said as she was putting in her headphones.
Hunter made out with Sophia like every 10 seconds.
"STOP MAKING OUT! IF YOU WANT TO FUCK, GO IN THE CAR!" I yelled.
"But I'm a good boy" said Hunter.
The mall cop came over here and said
"Excuse me, we don't tolerate this kind of behavior, you need to either stop now, or leave"
I just walked away.
"Let's go kids" I said.
"That cop was a dick washer" said Weston.
"IKR?" I said.
"Mommy, what's a dick washer?" Ashton said in a baby voice.
"Nothing Honey, just keep walking" I said.
We were about to leave the mall, when we saw a photo booth.
"FAMILY PHOTO BITCHESSSS" I yelled.
Our pictures developed and we left the mall.
"Guys we need to do that more often!" I said.
"Yes! And I'm surprised that no one broke character 😂" said Sophia.
"Me too!" 😂 I said.
"Omg how you got in trouble with the cop" 😂😂 said Weston.
"Omg 😂😂 I thought he was going to arrest me" I said.
"Only I arrest you" 😏😉 said Weston.
"I love you 😂 but I worry about you sometimes" I said.
"I love you too boo boo, and me too" 🌚😂 said Weston.
"😂❤️"
"Can I grab your butt?" Said Weston.
"Wait until we get home, oh my gosh Weston" 😂 I said.
"Is that what I'm going to be like when I'm in a relationship??" Said Ashton
"Probably!" Said Sophia.
"YAY!! BOOTY!!" Said Ashton.
"Hunter wtf are you teaching him??" I said.
"Um... I teach him how to twerk, I teach him about manners, and booty. That's it" said Hunter.
"😂😂😂😂😂😂"
"Let's go to YUMZ" said Sophia.
"Okay!" We all agreed.

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