STRANGER / DYLAN SPRAYBERRY [✓]

extra parts → 04

texts → group chat → #squad

tori; GUYS IM FUCKIN LIT

little dyl; oh god here we go

crystal; what's happened now to get u all asjadksfj 

tori; i started shadowhunters finally and ALEC FUCKIN LIGHTWOOD

holland; this girl has no chill i lov u

little dyl; he's not even that hot :////

tori; baby i will FIGHT you he's a god

tpose; oh god baby spray is jealous again

little dyl; i'm not i juST DON'T SEE THE ATTRACTION

o'brien; i don't see her attraction to you bUT

khylin; SAVAG E AF

holland; i don't see anyone's attraction to you, asshat o'brien

tori; dylan is special tho i love him because he's my boyfriend and the most adorable tiny being on the entire planet ?? alec is just straight FIRE

little dyl; hEY I'M NOT ADORABLE IM HOT 

tpose; keep tellin yourself that lil dyl

little dyl; when are y'all gonna quit calling me that :-((((

tori; it's ok baby, just cos they all suck

little dyl; yOU'RE NOT MUCH BETTER RN 

holland; jesus fucking christ oh god

tori; wow #rude we're dONE fam

little dyl; rip me my heart is broken;) kidding i love u rlly

tori; love u too hoebag

kayla; dori are my actual goals they're so cringe and precious and need to be protected at all costs

tori; we're your goals ?? but KAYLER LETS TALK ABOUT KAYLER

kayla; GOTTA ZAYN

tpose; GOTTA ZAYN

little dyl; aw they're so in sync, how cute

tori; i feel like despite the fact tyler is supposed to be dad, kayler are our tiny lil bby children we need to care for and love. reSPONSIBILITIES SPRAYBERRY

little dyl; yeah posey you're fired as our dad, dylan you're replacing him

o'brien; oh the joys of fatherhood

arden; also mama is here !! woke af now

tori; MOM

daniel; tori ur british don't use american words **mum

tori; says you mr i'm-barely-gonna-sound-british-even-tho-im-from-fuckin-haCKNEY

daniel; HEY SHUT UR MOUT H

little dyl; gUYS CHILL

tori; only for u my adorable lil spraybaby

little dyl; S T O P

tori; i was kidding :-)))

little dyl; hate u

tori; wow i'm deeply hurt:-( i love u

little dyl; not gonna say it back til u admit im hotter than that alec guy

tori; but nobody is hotter than daddy daddario ?? soz

little dyl; WHO THE FCUKF

tori; the guy who plays him aye

tpose; DOES VICTORIA HAVE A DADDY KINK LMFAO ODKSFG

tori; nO IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN IT'S JUST A NAME PEOPLE CALL HIM SHYRURT UOP PD

tpose; TORI HAS A DADYD KJIJN K TORI AHS A DADDY HKINK IFKDNS

o'brien; aye little dyl;) next thing u know she'll be callin u dADDY DYL

tpose; well i mean she's still babygirl in his phone so they're halfway there

arden; GROSS CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT MY SMOL CHILDRENS KINKS N SHIT

holland; yeah how about this ends now

tori; i'm so embarrassed u all suck

o'brien; no denial tho

tpose; you love us really

tori; no i only love dyl + my parents + holland y'all are ugLY AF

little dyl; you love me most though babygirl;-)

tori; course i do;-)

tpose; brb throwing myself off a cliff x

tori; i'll push you if you want;)

tpose; WOW SAVAGE, LEAVE

tori; your wish is my command, sunshine

*tori has left #squad*

little dyl; NICE

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this was fun af

i've been watching shadowhunters lately and i literally adored the books SO much when i read them so i'm enjoying it a ton and matthew ?? fucking ?? daddario ?? as alec lightwood is everything jeaskdufhifd

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