It was twerk o'cock and I was ready. Oh shit, I meant sex o'cock, my bad. Since Brendon passed away (#loner) I've been so lonely. I decided to go out by myself for once looking for a new friend :,^). Olive Garden it was. "MAMMA MIA PIZZERIA!", I always loved Italian food. I get in my little green dress and put on my blood red lipstick. I wanted to look like my idol...Pepe the frog. Leik 4 gud luk. I hop into my rusty ol pickup truck and drive off a cliff. Fuck, wrong turn. *turns around and drives off other cliff*. Better. I finally reach my destination. I parallel park my car in 2 parking spaces like the douchebag I am. I ask the hostess for a table for one. Once I'm seated, my waitress brings out the hot, buttery, garlicky breadsticks. One of the tasty breadsticks started to talk and it had red eyeshadow on. "Mmmmm hey big girl it's ya (lane) boi, Josh Dun!". Holy shit. It was him. The dankest most beautiful meme of them all. Can't wait to breadstick it up my buttocks. I grab Jersh and shove him in. I also had on my Tyler Joseph bondage suit on because, ya know, role play and that shitz. "Mmmmm yyeeeeaaaa I'm no longer stressed out", says Josh in a moaning voice. I start to go faster, considering the butter works like a lube. Even better since its I can't believe it's not butter that was found in the trash can. I caress my ass during intercourse like I usually do. I put two breadsticks on my ass and Josh starts to slytherin singing "my anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns DUN...bun damn those breadsticks ;)". I shoot out that milk (wink wonk) and scream "T-TEN POINTS TO GRYFINDOR". I was always the biggest Hairy pooter fan. A couple days pass by and we're still doing it like dancing queens. I couldn't resist that salty goodness. This time we were role playing as Barbie and ken. "IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOOORRRLLDDD" "COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY ;)", says Josh in a deep old man voice. However like I said, I could t resist it. I deep throat Joshua the breadstick and swallow him whole. Lol bai bitch, thanks for yo breadstick dick. Next thing I know, Panic! At the disco arises from the memetacular underworld. "B-Brendon?! Is that you?!" I say looking at the Mountain Dew bottle. "INDEED TWAS I BRENDON URIE BOUTA SUCK THIS DI-" before he could finish he sentence I went to finish him off. "oH hOw gOSpEl oF yOU mmmHHhhMmM". Brendon and I were finally back together. Now we can have that orgy I always wanted to do with Brendon and the rest of his band m8's. I definitely write sins. ;) #score #fuckyes.
#cacawbitch
I was about to leave the venue but before I left...I put the rest of the breadsticks in my purse like the hoe I am. ;)
