Ah yes what a glorious to go out to the arcade. I always loved playing ski ball. It just arouses me when the ball goes into the deep hole mmmmm yES. Brendon was out at work, singing like usual. Or having an orgy...like usual. I slip into my banana hammock tighty whities followed by my rainbow shorts. I then put my "im not gay, I just love shoving objects up my ass" shirt on. As I walk out to the d- *dramatically falls down stairs like handsome squidward*...."shit mother fucker cunt nugget bitch ass piece of fanny". I broke my big toe but that's ok. I just put some hellokitty duct tape on my toe to hold it in place. I slip into my swag ass heelys and roll out to the arcade yelling "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY.....or fuck me in the ass that works too...(fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus)". I slam into the glass door at the arcade. The door starts to speak to me in a weird but sensual sexy voice. "Hello there gaylord, it is me, gaylord #2, Pete wentz". "OMG PETE WENTZ SENPAI HNNGG". My dick rose up like a whack a mole but Pete the door smacked it down. Damn. Sexy. Pete rips the my rainbow shorts off and shoves himself in my ass. Whole. "Mmmmm yes darling please keep doing this fOR CENTURIESSSS". We always loved a good pun. I started to hear some fizzing noises in the distance. "Oh fuck." "Oooooohhh yyyYYYEESSSS IT IS I, BRENDON URIE AND I CAME FOR THE THREESOME". I wasn't complaining nor was Pete. I always loved threesomes ;^). Pete hits it from the back and Brendon is in the front of me. I've never tried spit roasting before but holy fuck. All my holes were getting resized that day. Now I could probably fit that semi truck in my asshole. I started to get splinters stuck way up my poo shoot and I yelled "sTOP PETE YOU IS GONNA BREAK NIGGA". "AW SHIT FAM". And there he goes. Part of Pete is now resting peacefully in hell known as fall out boy. The other part remains in my ass. I'm really getting sick of Brendon's shit. But what can I say, Mountain Dew is my favorite "liquid". ;^). The tasty "liquid" pours down my throat. Mmmmm watcha saaaayyyy. "I'm sorry my beautiful chicken wing, but I must go back to that orgy that was going on in the dumpster behind Olive Garden. Josh dun the breadstick is there!". CACAW BITCH. I decided to follow Brendon and join that dank orgy. It'll be exciting since I can now fit 50 dicks up my ass like the gay fuck I am.
#roomy #mylumps #cacaw
