Falling in love

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my spongebob obsession started only when I was five. "SPONGE ON", I would yell, just a little quiet so my mom wouldn't find out. I had all the spongebob merch, even the Very Berry Blast Spongebob Squarepants Shampoo that sneered at me. I painted pictures of him everyday. not until recently I decided to make a shrine for him. every night I chant the theme song, spreading Very Berry Blast Spongebob Squarepants Shampoo all over my walls. then, last night, I chant the theme song 17 times, and spilled 7 bottles of Very Berry Spongebob Squarepants Shampoo all over my walls and even on my body. then that was when something weird happened. my body felt like it was changing, and I look down to see that my hips were more square than usual. I try to contral my eyebrows. next, I look at my hands and see taht they yella. they were HELLA YELLA! I gasp, my eyebrow going crazy. I look at my feet, I realize I'm wearing shiny black shoes with mid shin length socks that were a almost whute, milky white soks. my eyebrow is about to fly off my head by now. I go to smell my hair, to smell the really good Very Berry Blast Spongebob Squarepants Shampoo, but I realize I don't have any. I cross my hands over my chest, but where are bob? it was like I was a square. next, I go to floss my teeth, but there were only 2. HOLY SQUIDWARDS EGGPLANT NOSE!!! I have become one with the sponges. then my mom busts in my room. she sees my shrine, the Very Berry Blast Spongebob Squarepants Shampoo all over my sponge-yella walls. my walls were also HELLA YELLA, like my bod. she then sees me, morphed into a sponge, and screeches " AHHH TEG TEG YO AUNT WAS RIGHT SICK NUGGET" I look at her then fly out my own HELLA YELLA window, singing I'm ready I'm ready. I'm now one with the sponges.

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