Sierra told Ashton,"Now you are gonna get me pregnant! Bwahaahhahah!"
Ashton yelled,"No! Not the evil anus!"
Sierra kissed Ashton's forehead. "Oh my! I'm going to get pregnant. I kissed a boy!"
Ashton asked,"What the hell?"
And Sierra said,"My mom said if you kissed a boy you got pregnant."
Ashton laughed,"Oh totally. Now can I leave? Pretty please?"
Sierra made an evil face and burst out laughing. She said,"Hell no! I need you."
Ashton simply unknotted the tie on the rope around him, said good bye, and walked out. Sierra was too busy thinking of his muscles to know he left.
Sierra was devastated. She didn't get pregnant, and Ashton was gone. She became a hermit.... and nothing else ever happened.
